I am so very lonely and just want a woman to love me for once

Your OP is toned with bitterness and desperation. Those are not attractive qualities, and if they're coming across when you describe to us what you're looking for, they probably come across in your messages and online profiles.

 

Hit the gym, read "The game" and "Rules of the Game", and quit feeling sorry for yourself.

 

Heh.

 

Don't hate the game, hate human nature. That shit works. I figured it out on my own about 1991. Went from dating no one with a rare make out session to dating 3 women at once. One I'm currently married to.

 

FYI: The majority of the active users on TFP tend to look down on people that refer to male/female interactions as anything but "I'm okay, you're okay" and thus you may encounter friction from this type of mentality.

That and going on multiple dates and being married is hardy qualification for anything. Ask me how I know.

 

Some people like the journey more than the destination, even if they never get there. Screw that

I can't hear you over the sounds of how awesome my life is.

 

Wait, what am I screwing? I'm confused. I assume you're after the destination given the PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU'RE A TRUE PLAYER thing.

Anyway, my poorly-propped point still stands: The OP is frustrated with his current situation and needs to be focusing solely on improving himself instead of trying to tool up with cliches to get "mad hoes."

The hard part for him will be realizing that his goal isn't throwing it in a girl or meeting the woman of his dreams but finding a new hobby and friends that will put him in the right state of mind to attract a fling or his future exwife or whatever.

This doesn't exactly hold a lot of weight coming from you. I mean, your behind-the-back nickname is "Whiskers McHousecat."

Shit, I wasn't supposed to say that.​

 

THE PICK-UP ARTIST TRAINING BEGINS:



(This clip is actually pretty legit.)

 

Allow me to refer you to my post on being a swinger. I've made out with three women at the same time, which is logistically difficult, but worth the effort. They need to be skinny.

I won the game, and I'm quite happy about it. If you did happen to read the rules of the game, one of the first guys who 'trained' was a typical middle aged looser around women, he did it, got married and was quite happy. The goal isn't to be a pickup artist, the goal is to find happiness. Being a pickup artist is, in the end, a losing game. Using a few simple tricks to get to first base though is really all you need.

 

Its about matter not taking up the same space. It could be done with fat girls but only at great risk to the planet.

Keep it for 4chan.

 

It's all the gangsta rap my old lady listens to in the home office. It helped me better understand women.

 

Lets hope those friends and the hobby isn't Warhammer....