How To Get To Heaven When You Die

I don't think you know much abut the beliefs of the Jewish among us. You seem to believe Jesus is your savoir. Never met a person of the Jewish faith who believed the same.
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If you have space I'd take a seat at that table.

 

You got it. Would you prefer a seat next to Snowy or Niner? I'm not sure that any plane of existence could handle the two of them seated to near each other.

 

Yes it absolutely fits the messianic prophecies of Jesus in the OT.

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I'd be careful though, you have people here with theology training.

 

Safe me a seat.

I'll be taking the Stairway to Heaven and just go Knocking on Heaven's Door.

 

But what if the above limbo is actually Hell?:
They can't touch you.
You can't touch them.
You can't touch yourself.

Blue Balls Hell .


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I do take comfort in the idea of Heaven for deceased loved ones.

Yet personally I think that death is the end. Once you're dead, that's it. The end.

From possibly my favorite Pink Floyd song, "So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell..."

 

That wouldn't be any different from my lifelong experience here on earth, so I doubt I'd notice!

In any case, there is zero chance of me getting into Heaven.

Especially after I post THIS!

 

Big Laugh, "HE" actually believes that S**T..........oh wait a minute, this is a joke.......right?

 

Wait, y'all think I'm going to put them at the same table? Oh hell, no. I've got @Plan9 to the left of me, @Snowy to the right, and I'm stuck in the middle with all of you. Just kidding. I've got the awesomeness spread out across the room. @Borla and @ZombieSquirrel are hosting their own tables, if they so choose, as well. Near each other, of course. @Poetry has one, too. MM is at my table, though, yo.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

 

When I first read that I thought you were putting Borla and ZombieSquirrel at the same table.
I wondered for a moment if you'd lost your mind, then I saw you'd given them separate tables.
Next to each other is fine as long as nobody has to be between them because I'm sure they would get hit with flying cutlery.

 

I just want to get invited to a table.

 

I'll just make my own heaven... with blackjack... and hookers!

 

Wouldn't you want rum and birthday cake to go with that?

 

I'm pretty sure just about every table would be fighting to get you to sit with them.

 

Either way.... wait Snowy might hurt me. Niner seems harmless.

 

John Entwistle played blackjack?