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How often do you masturbate

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Because I was teasing since you have already picked out your man. I believe I have said before in this forum that I would go gay for Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth.
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Still going for it even with steady sex.
    Multiple times a day.

    Seems to be surging.
    Must be Spring.
     
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  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Thanks for explaining. I would be flattered if Paul Hollywood hit on me, but it would take very special circumstances for me to act.

    As I've previously posted, I won't say sex with another guy would never happen.

    Since we're already sidetracked....Ladies, would you cook with Hollywood?
     
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  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Paul Hollywood is yet another celeb that I'm not familiar with. But just to look at him, though not bad looking, he's a bit too bulky for my taste.
     
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    He's a chef, is a "star" on some British cooking program. Given his profession & age, a little padding isn't surprising.
     
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Paul Hollywood is sex in an apron. It's the accent. Kinda. Like Alton Brown, without the nerd factor. So, basically, Paul Newman and Alton Brown had a son. With an awesome British accent and baking skillz.

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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Well, I can't disagree.:)
    Part of my aversion, I guess, is based on my own small size.
    I'm intimidated (and not in any good way) by someone twice my size.
     
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  8. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    I did not know who he was, but won't be forgetting him now, and the answer is oh yes. Those pretty eyes, that silver hair, it was instant attraction, now if he's funny, kind, and well mannered those are even more important- also a good voice is a nice. :)
     
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  9. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Dude. He can tell me how I screwed up my bread any day. He's gotten a bit trimmer in the face lately.


    View: https://youtu.be/Wnxn_7bjlNk


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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I really could not tell you the last time I did it. I just don't have any interest in it anymore. I just because I know it's not going to happen in real life then what's the point of getting my hopes up doing it myself

    Sent from my VS996 using Tapatalk
     
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    You don’t masturbate to practice or prep for sex
    You do it because it feels good whether you’re having sex or not.

    Bonus, your body doesn’t know the difference
    So you’ll gain the benefits that come with it.

    Just enjoy
     
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  12. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Couldn't have said it better myself.:)
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Thanks
    2nd Bonus...it’s a GREAT stress reliever :)

    Hell, with me it even helps with anxiety.
     
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  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..

    and yall are right, I just don't seem to care anymore, I tried Saturday in the shower and never reached the end, I got hard and stuff just didn't finish. just got tired of doing it
     
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  15. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    It's possible to become numb to the idea of sex, either DIY or with your partner.
     
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  16. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    Or other things are in play as well
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Wouldn’t be the first...
    There’s a reason Green Day sings in Longview
    “When masturbation's lost its fun...”

    Sometimes it just doesn’t click

    But...there’s always another day
    And sometimes...it clicks again.

    There are no rules
    Only what works at that time
     
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    27 Unintentionally Sexual Church Signs.jpg
     
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  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Since moving back to Germany, the number has shot through the fucking roof. Damn LDRs.
     
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  20. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    The bit at the end about answering to him, is a great challenge and makes me curious about the punishment. Grin. :oops::rolleyes::D

    Sex until 4 am and then I woke up early and have had a go with myself twice. Lol.
     
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