How often do you masturbate

Depends on my cycle. There are times where it's once a day and there are times where I can go a month without any interest at all.

My libido goes in cycles.

 

Often.
Happy May 201st, children.

 

Unacceptable. One of the most interesting trends of the 21st century is how the majority of middle class American males are right-handed but masturbate with their left.

*clicks mouse*

I have no idea why.

*clicks mouse*

 

TTIWWP.

Mod(s), it's a joke.

 

I call bullshit on this. I'm a right-handed middle-class American male who masturbates (often) with my right hand.

(Everyone generalizes from a single example. I know I do.)

 

This. I actually learned to use a mouse left-handed and inverted because of this.

 

New word to my vocabulary, had to lookup...

 

I say thank god for not having to use a mouse to masturbate.

/old person gloating

 

I'm a natural lefty who was raised right-handed. I turned out semi-ambidexterous and confused (right brain fights left brain , I'm lousy at sports). Left hand all the way.

 

I feel sorry for them.

They can't have lunch and a wank at the same time.

 

At least once a week...cuz I'm still a lady ; )

 

As a guy, I can't say that masturbating with a mouse would be very pleasurable.
Then again, that's just me.

 

Aye, it would probably bite and scratch, and the squeaking would be far too distracting.

 

How often?

I don't keep track.

But usually when I'm alone...

...which is often.

Oh, and I need to post this:

THAT is my promise to you people.


(This was posted primarily for the benefit of the women here, but it could go double for all the dudes here too.)

 

I was waiting on that.

 

Me? Oh, I can't do it when you watch.

 

Wait, what?