How much do you share about your sex life with your friends and family?

I'm totally going to do that the next time we all go out after work.

Anyway, there are always plenty of innuendos in my current circle of friends, but not much actual discussion. ("Do you have to make everything into a sexual innuendo?" "I'd like to in your endo.") I think the most in-depth conversation was a how-much-you-want-it vs how-much-you-get-it kind of thing. I talk a lot more frankly about sex here than I do anywhere else, mainly because I know TFP isn't likely to get offended or embarrassed. I mean, I live in the BUCKLE of the Bible Belt over here.

 

Bullshit. We're pretty much all "just a bit off" in the first place, so I'll bet that there's someone here who's trotted that line out before. I'll conceed, though, that a significant part of that calculation comes from the concept that you're just not that original.

 

Well, there are only three orifices on a woman, Mr. Genius Man. How original can I get? I'm pretty sure that depraved dude in the Garden of Eden did everything in the first week and we've been copying him since. There are only so many ways to skin a cat. God, what a horrible saying.

Nevermind.

/sorry

No, really... I've got nothing. I'd imagine people are, on average, more open about snarlin' action with their friends than their family. Part of it comes from the "complaint comfort zone." You don't bitch about your girlfriend not putting out to your mom. You whine to your married buddy who probably has experienced a dry spell as well. Or something. I don't know. I don't have friends/not married so I'm probably just making all this shit up.

 

"Na, the dishwasher does a great job"

 

We are most certainly not liars, sir! No one says that, because anal beads are really pretty easy to clean.

 

I do believe that Stan and Levite just made a noob out of Plan9.

 

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Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out of the Dishwasher!
Date: 2006-06-02, 4:38PM EDT

Dave,

We've been roommates for what? A year and a half now? Three guys living together, we've learned to deal with each other's idiosyncrasies. We let a lot of shit slide. But you need to keep your anal beads out of the dishwaher. If your too damn lazy to wash them by hand, then you and your girlfriend are going to have to "do without". I don't want to see them. Nor do I want you to regale us with the story of how your girlfriend shoved them up your ass the other night. This is just common roommate courtesy. Thank you.

Your roommate.

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Pretty funny topic.
Nary a hint of sexual discussion at our family gatherings.
I talked about it in college with friends. Not so much now. I'm old and married. We still try out new tricks now and then but generally keep it to ourselves.
I have two married female friends at work that I have reason to believe are kinky as hell. They hint at it, let things slip every so often, but never come out with it.
I find it titillating.

 

Not anal beads but other things certainly. I've had some very anatomically detailed conversations in surprisingly public places. Admittedly this was on a college campus though... bastions of liberal hedonism and all that.

 

Only have discussed this topic at a minimal amount of words.
Of course until I met a special person that has brought me into a new phase of life and to TFP world of sexuality. This forum is really the only place I talk about sex, my friends are to uptight to talk about sex or anything that has to do with sex. Sex sex sex...
Oh I will have to use the anal beads line one night when we are out with friends, just to see them choke on their dinners.

 

I share everything with my best friend (hes 10 years older than i am) and he does the same. Most things i share with my mom juat cause shes my mom and we have never had secrets from eachother.

 

Can't wait to use the anal beads line tonight at Trivia......

 

I try to keep it private, but those damn news reporters are relentless.

 

I had a female friend when I was in my mid-twenties who loved to talk about her sexual escapades. I felt compelled to share my own as a sort of quid pro quo. I had never shared anything like that before and haven't since.

She did learn from the exchange that I had never masturbated. She instructed me on how to do it and for that, she gets my eternal gratitude.

 

My college bff and I always shared ideas. She's the only woman whom I have ever dished about masterbation with. My hometown bff and have always been on different sexual pages altogether, so I've tried to keep the truth about my kink level to a minimum with her. Our conversations are an occassional generalization. My sisters and I like to dish about fantasy fucks we have. Not so much about our committed partners, as that territory becomes somewhat sacred as you mature.

One time, in a buffet line, my brother proudly bragged about receiving a blow job from another party attendant. I nearly spit my food across the room.

Rest of family; off limits. Parents, only relating to medical issues or Dr. Oz's latest perversion.

 

I don't have friends ( this is almost true ), and would not want to talk to my family about sex. Too much bull and bluster from the lot of them. My sister is always offering very loud pronouncements of her sex life, in public, and it's enough to turn my stomach. My brothers all lie about it, and refuse to grow up, so I can't begin to talk to them. I can talk generics to the wife, but she likes being naive on such things...

Then there's you guys

 

This is true

 

"No one knows what goes on behind closed doors." -Charlie Rich