how many times a week?

same here.. exact same except my wife is 38

 

6 nights in a row. Pretty sure that's a record for us. Think we'll make it seven tonight. Which given more rest and time means the weekend will add a couple more days to that. Last night I was teasing about aucking on her dirty feet. So she took a shower before bed. Said she wanted to be licked. So I ate her ass. She always loves that. Did that for a bit, then rolled her over to give her a good clit licking. After a couple Os, I rubbed her clit while rimming her again. Then she grabbed the astroglide gel. We all know what that means. I'm your backdoor man. Grabbed her vibrator to keep her clit busy while I worked my way in. Some women love straight anal, and she has come that way, but a vibrator just makes everything blend together nicely.

 

Sounds like fun was had.... Wish I could have been a fly on the wall

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Well i do take pictures. I could add another to the post yourself collection

 

Crossed the six year mark of no sex probably a week or two ago (let's face it, exact numbers aren't a priority here) so here's the Photoshop commemorating the event which should surprise no one:

 

Please forgive me for this post.
OR
The dislike thumbsdown thingy is the second from the left.

Don Shiltz wrote The Gambler.

1. I have this weird thing about proper attribution when it comes to song writers.
2. Rogers' pop version of The Gambler pales in comparison to Shiltz' heartfelt version.
---I'll try to post a vid of Shiltz' Austin City Limits performance, if I can find it, in the Listening thread---
3. I heard enough Kenny Rogers to last me five lifetimes (great voice, but his way-too-slick sound bothers me).

 

Amendments for the previous post of mine:

 

9 years for me and counting!

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Period, plus strep throat for the wife. Strep plus a cold for me =zero and no caring, because a boner is the last thing my body wants to do right now.

 

well that sucks, but on the bright side... you both are sick at the same time so maybe you will get better at the same time

 

Well, an entire year later and your overly-optimistic prediction did not come to pass.

But don't fret, because you couldn't have known what you were betting against: a sexually-frigid wife, one especially spawned by the Devil himself.

This particularly insidious unholy monster exists solely to deny sex to its spouse, and regrettably, it is fueled by pure hatred, of which it has an unlimited supply.*

So, without further ado, here we go again with yet another bleak year:



(for those wondering how there could less sex this year when there was no sex last year, it's simple: this demonic creation spends more time at home, making masturbatory sessions far more difficult!)

*- for this individual model, excess loathing is typically shunted off into sinks at the end of each day and stored up in organic batteries, ready to be implemented the following day. In this way the frigid succubus can sustain itself indefinitely. Rumor has it that if the hate could be converted into electricity, there would be ample power for California to run its lights 24/7 for a decade.

 

Forgive my nosiness. Why not get divorced?

As Rogue said so brilliantly:
You deserve better.

 

It's less sex because it's a leap year. More days this year.

 

Rather than repeat myself again, Imma gonna leave this here:


Besides, it sure beats being a "swipe-lefter" on Tinder, no?

 

Ok, we are probably down to 4 X @ week, going on our 5th year together. It was way more the first 2 years.
Of course we are both over 65, which I understand is uncommon, but it works for us.
I had heard of Social Security Sex, where you get a little every month, but not enough to live on. & I was concerned, but it's not the case at all. "Okay Boomer" that one.

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If I had it my way - a few times a day 7 days per week - but as often as i can... I needvto find a pussy licker

 

on average over the last couple of months im averaging twice a week. and im good with that. it could be more but life gets in the way you know how that can be.