how many times a week?

I'm so sorry, Cayvmann, but you made me chuckle.
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We like to wallow together in our misery. It helps us cope.

 

All 3 of us

 

It's laugh or cry. I usually choose laugh.

 

I'm not laughing...oh, wait, yes I am!

 

Don't laugh, I really DID think about that.
I also thought about grinding them all up into powder and using a tiny laboratory type measuring tool of some kind to dole out the dose.
Guaranteed to backfire, the pills are covered in that blue coating which will gum up the works.
The wife says, "maybe you just need to STARE at the pill for a really long time."

Hah...real cute.

 

"one side of the pill makes you grow harder, the other side makes you grow softer..."

LOL

 

If you are taking the 100 mg viagra ,you might try cutting it into 1/4's....works for me and "My Old Lady"

Besides the slap and tickle times, we get it on about twice a week

xoxoxoo

 

i apologize in advance, but i've never heard the term "slap and tickle" and i laughed pretty hard

 

you must watch the movie beerfest... makes the expression 3 times as hysterical...

 

Hrrm. While the missus and I were going through a dry spell a couple months back, I did that. Doesn't help.

HOWEVER! I did learn the correct answer to almost any question from her is "Have some wine." That helps immensely.

The dry spell ended when she got tired of me being depressed and asked if I wanted a divorce and I said yes. She asked how to fix it. I told her. She listened. Undid 15 years of marital decay in a night and got her to shift her paradigm. It's been 99 days since that discussion. And we've had sex of one kind or another 137 times.

It's got her dressing sexy and thinking sexy and projecting sexy. It's ard for her to avoid when she's wearing a garterbelt or while her ladybits are still throbbing a bit from the night before (the Magic Wand is, well, magic.) I also flirt with her all day on email, FB messaging, and Texts.

In the last 7 days (not counting today): 12 times.

So: Communication is key, and sometimes it takes something pretty radical to get her attention.

 

Industrial Strength You must be one hell risk taker to try all this on you

I never tried such things, strangely exciting to know you could have a boner for 2 long hours???? Do you cum in the middle or even that is prolooooooooooonged to 2 hours?
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@cavvyman Will sex outside marriage permitted in your case? I mean just sex no relationship....

 

She barely ever drinks, and doesn't like wine. If I could get her to think sexy, then I'd be halfway there. I think she's still scared of, and ashamed of sex. Willfully naive is how I tell it to myself.

She loves flirting. It just never leads anywhere.

Good for you though. Hope it lasts. Divorce is a pain.

 

You don't understand, I was using half a 100 mg (50 mg) for almost two years with zero difficulties of any kind. The last few times I've been using a "piece" of one of these "India made" Viagras no bigger than the lower case "o" you see on your screen, with the same result.

My problem started when these India Viagras came in the mail and I tried my usual 50 mg half a pill.
Half of one of these feels as if I took three or four regular genuine ones!
I've come to the conclusion that this is some kind of a "hot batch" where the chemist accidentally made them way too strong, at least that's what my experience is bearing out.

Tonight I got the usual "signal" from the wife that it's time to have fun, so I've broken off yet another teensy weensy chunk and taken it.

Will report back what the result was tomorrow.
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No no no no it's not like it has made me into some superhuman...it's just made me "a little more" like I was when I was younger....just normal, with the good old "lead in my pencil".

I am not trying to establish some silly marathon, I just like to make make the two of us happy.
We are probably pretty boring by most standards, go out maybe once a week, do housework, pay bills, have fun with the kids or do whatever it takes to tear them away from their video games, etc.

But sack time is something we view as a great getaway, just drop everything and and pamper each other.

 

Just a thought... but maybe she want syou to do all the work... i.e. make her want it.... hell, i dont know your wife, but maybe she secretly wants to be rough-housed a bit, and is actually just a lil ashamed to tell you that(just spit-ballin on that one)... seems to me she has to have some stake in the ordeal though, or else she wouldnt flirt. You just gotta find what makes her tick...

ultimatley, what tophat wrote is the bottom line. there have been times that i felt like i was single, but my marriage wouldnt let me go find a date. that has to be communicated. no matter what anyone says, marriage is not supposed to be a prison, and i for one will not be shelved, or caged. my current wife knows that, and she also knows i would remind her of it before i would leave her. we are getting better at communicating too, but i have seen the positive effects of communication. it's required...

 

The last twenty to twenty four hours have been pure Hell.
The bicycle pump in my nose is back with a vengeance.
How is it possible with the micro dose I am taking?

The sex last night was wonderful, Hell didn't start till I got up this morning...walked out
into the sunlight and BLAMMO.
I sure am paying for it now and it doesn't look like it wants to let up either, the pounding and swelling
in my nose is as bad as it was this morning...absolutely NO change.

Remember, the dose was no bigger than an "o"...that's not even an eighth of a 100 mg pill, maybe one tenth. Is it an allergy?

 

That'd be my first guess.

 

You're allergic to sex. Sorry

 

I am still wondering too...it's either that or it's a hot batch because stupid me, I shaved the dose down even further and used it last night with no problems.
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Oh definitely not that!