Has dressing sexy ever put you in an awkward situation?

I can't think of a single time.

Except, you know, for the times I'd be leaving the house and my mother would comment about my ass hanging out of my skirt or whatever.

A. It's not my fault they don't make short skirts for white girls with ghetto ass.
B. I'm always wearing think tights or leggings, so nothing is ever actually showing.

Drives me nuts.

 

All the time. Usually when I dress sexy, people either start throwing up, or bleeding from their eyes.

 

I never have that problem, since I pretty much only wear jeans and a classic rock t-shirt. Back when I was in middle school, we used to have a day every year when the students would run (ideally, though realistically, students would spend most of the time talking) around a track and then benefactors would donate money to the school based on the amount of laps. Even in middle school, the way some girls dressed was a little mind-boggling, so a buddy of mine decided to sneak up behind his friends with those shirts with a V down the back and unhook their bras.

Needless to say, that was a very entertaining day.