Happy posting 'bot...

crap, i need to start running now, so i can can outlast atleast half the people on here

 

ok, im outta breath now. guess the BOT will get me first

 

When fleeing from a shark, the best plan is to stab your swimming buddy, then swim in the opposite direction. What distracts the HPB?

 

Taking one for the team. You da man, ralphie250!

 

You throw a newbie or two at it. Hopefully it gets so excited at the fresh meat to lure in that it gives you a chance to escape while the poor unsuspecting soul is caught along with the_jazz who was just there to give a friendly greeting but ends up losing the clarinet player and possibly the bass guitarist (he was always the fattest in the group anyways) before he escapes.

 

HEY!!!

 

Nothing personal there. I chose the clarinet player because Benny Goodman is one of my favourite musicians ever and the other just seemed to fit somehow.

 

We're cool, brother.

 

Feed him the Baritone. He'll be heftier than the Bass, the Clarinet, or even the French Horn...

 

As long as it's not the cowbell player.

 

yeah, well sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... Unless theres someone on here thats fatter than me. but that would still make me 2nd

 

plenty more where he came from, Fremen....

 

i wonder how long it would take HPB to devour me, and be able to move onto the next one.

 

I think everybody's overthinking this. It's a machine, right? Everybody saw those Terminator and Matrix movies; we just gotta come up with "The One" and we're all set. Either it's one of us already, or some future TFP'er awaiting to log on some day...

 

what if its like robocop?

 

By the time it gets to its second sequel, it's toast.