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Grammar Gripes and Other Psycholinguistic Squawkings

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 6, 2011.

  1. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Are you implying that I'm inferring?
     
  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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  5. My boss says "literally" all the time and before, it was wrong. I'm still going to cringe when she says it. 1) Crazy overuse of the word (It could be a drinking game.) 2) misuse of the word 85% of the time. I will stand by the original definition.
     
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  6. So I hate my new office mate. We all know that. She said "irregardless" just now. I could let it slide because most of the population misuses the word, but she emphasized the IR in it.

    I have no intention of be the "actually" person. You know, that person who is an ass who always buts in when she's not wanted. "Actually, irregardless is a nonstandard word. When you use irregardless, it's a double negative and thus improper." I hate those people too.

    I'm just going to be silent and hate everything that comes out of people's mouths. I will correct them in my head.
     
  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    You should correct them in their throats.
     
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  8. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

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    How many errors can you find in this sentence?

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  9. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

  10. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

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    I am thinking five.
     
  11. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    I'll go with 5.
     
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Three copy edits, two substantive edits, and a stylistic fix will make this better. I might even go further than that. I'd take it up with the writer(s).
     
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  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm glad. This is what I had in mind. Style issues are sometimes difficult to address.
     
  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    I saw this and immediately thought of Baraka's head essploding.

    Emdom makes awesome nylon gear... and awesome Engrish.
     
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Jeezus. That thing reads all surreal-like.

    It reads as though it were written with confidence and that nobody knows all the shit wrong with it.

    You know, it reminds me of some of the exercises professional certified editors come up with to help train newbie copyeditors. At the time, I thought those exercises were way too contrived, because no one writes that way.

    (I was so fucking wrong.)
     
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Dude, you should write them and say that. Seriously. Drop your credentials and give 'em a hearty "Atta boy!" for their ridiculous captioning of their high end military soft gear. Either they'll laugh or they'll be total dicks about it... and either way you win.
     
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    It will start an Internet debate that will culminate with my posting something like, "The Pilot G2 is mightier than the Colt AR-15!"
     
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  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    I was hoping more for something along the lines of: "I find it so very sad that you work tirelessly to equip those that are supposedly fighting tyranny overseas when it seems like the tyranny of illiteracy has already won at home."

    "Perhaps you should consider making a tactical nylon dictionary tote bag."
     
  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Oh, yeah, these sorts of things would totally come out before that outburst I suggested.

    These, and, "Well, you aren't prepared for society, but at least you're prepared for anarchy."
     
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