Food Go buy a Vegetti!

You can load up the veganus with olive oil. Or astroglide. A lubricant is probably a good idea. Though I gather you probably don't need any assistance.

 

This is about food.

 

Don't use coconut oil. It rubs me the wrong way.

 

Talking about a product for food.

 

So am I. The veganus shits all over the vegetti. Ask any woman. Eventually her man wants some veganus.

 

So would this be good for proper food orgy?
You know when you want to make a bed of vegis to have sex on?
I'd need something that cuts them thick enough that they don't get squishy too fast but makes it possible to lay them out in a nice comfy and visually pleasing arrangement.

I'd also need it to carve carrots, zucchini and other root vegis into dildos.
Can it do that?

 

I like salted meats during love making.

 

Relevant:

 

Sounds like a bit of a pickle.

 

So true.

 

Not really. My lover likes it too.

 

I'm thinking about buying a second one.

 

get one for the car too

 

That's a wonderful idea.

 

OK, it's been way too long, that image is making me horny (and it very much relates to my response in another thread, which also made me horny).

"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me." Tom Waits, Nighthawks at the Diner. TBH, this saying was around long before Waits.

 

Being horny can be tough.

 

Aren't taking mine!

 

I'd like a device that takes my pasta and turns it out shaped like a squash.