Genie grants you three wishes, what are they?

Yes, we've all seen Bedazzled.

I would ask for omniscience and give the other two wishes away. Probably to two homeless people.

 

1. a bigger dick.
2. good health for my family
3. another genie that does the same thing

 

I can get behind approve of that first one.

 

The thing about genies is that they're assholes. They exist only to prove the proverb 'be careful what you wish for'. You wish for a bigger wang and now you have to deal with a telephone pole between your legs. Just because you can't walk is no reason to complain, he gave you exactly what you asked for.

As for my wish: Omniscience.
That one pretty much takes care of any other with I might have.

 

1. a vehicle that I don't gotta work on, maintain, spend money on, or gas
2. a job or my own business that makes me happy just doing it and makes enough moeny to be comfortable
3. a quick easy death at some good old age and that won't be burden my wife or kids

I think there might be more than three in there

 

"I'll have a Coke then... "

 

1. The ability to teleport at will and safely
2. Live a wholesome life
3. Not have the need for sleep

 

1. No more student loan debt.
2. A car, preferably a Delorian, but any car will do.
3. A good paying job that I love doing.

 

1. Genius intelligence
2. A great singing voice
3. The confidence to use 1&2

 

1. For myself and family to live long, comfortable, healthy lives.
2. I want the ability to eat unlimited chocolate bars and fries without adversely affecting my health.
3. Mel Gibson.

 

Well I wouldn't want Immortality that could be the worst curse going. The rest of existence alone or in pain or insane does not appeal.
1) To time travel so I can learn from my mistakes and not make them in the first place !
2) Health for my friends and family so they are never ill or in pain again.
3) Wealth - not unlimited or massive, just so I can take care of those I love and so they can have a easier and more enjoyable life.

 

I would wish the genie to no longer exist because whatever wish I wanted, I may regret using that wish on something stupid or shallow.