Genie grants you three wishes, what are they?

1 - to be 35 years younger
2 - for my sweetie to be 35 years younger
3 - about 25 million dollars in a secure bank somewhere making about 6 to 10 % interest

 

uh...the wisdom to be careful about what I wish for?
I guess first off I'd have to pin down the genie on his definition of grant.

 

Paraphrased from someone/somewhere, but you get the idea.

I wish only for the ability to reach my goals and realize my potential, instead of wasting them both.

 

I think the answer for no more wishes is to wish for a different genie that can grant wishes as your last wish.

 

To be able to speak the Martian language from Stranger in a Strange Land
To be able to teleport any where in the world I want at will.
That no matter how old my kids kids get, they are never "to big" for hugs.

 

To have the exact amount of money I need at any time, simply by reaching in my pocket.

The ability to teleport myself and objects/people I'm touching

perfect health for my loved ones and me.

 

I don't know, but I'd probably wish for the exact wrong thing the first time, unwish it for the second, and wish I hadn't done that for the third.

 

1. Get a lucrative divorce.
2. Give ex-hubby the most gorgeous new wife/wives.
3. Make him impotent for the rest of his life.

Juusst kidding.

Do I have to believe in genies in order for this to work?

 

No, Doris.

The US family law combined with a sudden stroke caused by the stress of the financial loss will grant you two of your wishes. The third will be granted, if you leave him bedridden but with enough money to spoil a 20-something golddigger.

As Eddie Murphy said: "HALF!"

 

1. To find true love again
2. To live a comfortable, healty, and long life(atleast into my 90s)
3. For my children to have the same.

 

Aight, I'll bite:
1) Youth and perfect health for myself and one other for as long as I desire.
2) The love of that one other.
3) As much wealth as I want whenever I want it.