FYI: Smeth is dead. Long live Carbonic.

Smeth is Carbonic, Filtherton is Bodkin vn Horn... damn it. It's hard enough to keep track of people by their avatars, but with changing usernames it's really problematic. If you changed your name an I don't seem to respond to you like normal, it's because I have no idea who you are.

 

How bubbly of you, Cb.

 

I killed Scorps, but because the nickname has died a long time ago.

 

I went ahead and killed shalafi this time around. I almost did it with version 3 and again with 4 but this time i went ahead and pulled the trigger.

 

but...but...smethy.... I shall miss thee.

 

Aaah, yes. I met that Smeth guy once. The first thing I thought of when I saw him was that one scene in American Psycho:



Except he's the one with the slightly better haircut.

 

Well, I was certainly wondering who the hell you were!

 

Waaay too manly, Baraka. Rumor has it he's in contemporary politics, not Roman politics.

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Hm, I can't really change my name from Plan9 to something else. Plan9 has serious history.

And I'm pretty sure I'm the only dude that has the username of someone that was banned.

Just like a hermit crab. Moved right into his carcass and set up shop. With Misfits avatars.

 

I thought about changing my name, but hell, I've stuck with this name for YEARS.

 

I vote for "Jackoffosaur".

Oh, wait I promised not to be "mean" to you, whatever the hell that means. Never mind.
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How about "Jackoffosaur"? I made no promises about you.

 

Hey, what does it take to get the "Jazz won't be mean to you" pass that plan9 got? If it involves oral, I'll just take the verbal abuse.

 

Eden, you've known me long enough to know that I'm only capable of being not-mean to only one person at a time. Put your name in the rotation. It'll come up eventually. For now, I've got to focus on the idea that 9er farts rainbows and unicorns and treat him like a delicate little flower.

Was that last part mean?

 

I don't know, I'm American and I don't understand sarcasm. You need to phrase it differently if you want me to understand your crazy humor.

 

Then you're ripping off the porn movie "Edward Penishands". I steal my material from better sources.

 

Yeah, like me. Sir Jacksoff-a-lot.

 

...and I'm the crude one? Really?

Really?

 

I know, right?

Maybe people would stop thinking you're so crude if you started wearing a top hat and monocle.

 

We are all crude in our own special ways.

Jazz is just an asshole beatcop. We still love him. Mostly.