First Oral Sex (NSFW)

When I re-read my smart-ass response I thought maybe I was just a bit harsh... but I've seen these before where then I would get hit on in a private "conversation." Usually in bad text-speak sent in Tapatalk.
Sure enough, the anticipated private conversation from @premjits7 did not disappoint:
"I can do best but need u fr that

Sent from my ONEPLUS A6010 using Tapatalk"

Anyone who has spent much time on TFP and read many of my posts knows that, although I will throw a lot of suggestive and/or explicit sex talk around and offer up graphic how-too advice (especially about oral) and I guess that opens me up to being regularly hit on.
I'm in a long term exclusive relationship. My partner is a trained master. Trained by me. I can't imagine leaving that relationship for the sake of giving some boorish stranger an "audition."
But I keep having newbies that think I might be interested in them start private conversations here on TFP. About a dozen in the last few months.
I know that the guys that go out and "expose themselves" to women in the park or on hiking paths get off on that reaction of horror when their victim sees him masturbating. But I'm long past being horrified at the sight of cock. And, starting back in my exhibitionist days as a topless dancer, I always got off on being a fantasy. So, bring up SpankBang or PornHub (or whatever your favorite xxx-rated site) find yourself a petite 5' 2" Lindy-like pornette with large (natural only, please) breasts and a small ass, grab some lube, and you know, take yourself in hand. I'll be thinkin' of ya.

And @premjits7 if your name ever works its way up to the top of the queue, I'll let you know.