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Fifty Shades of Choad: 9er and Baraka do chick lit crit

Discussion in 'Tilted Art, Photography, Music & Literature' started by Plan9, Jul 8, 2012.

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  1. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Yes ma'am.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 2, 2012
    #121
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Woah. Easy, now.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2012
    #122
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  3. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I love this thread.
     
    PonyPotato, Aug 2, 2012
    #123
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  4. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    Don't worry, I've got lube. Besides, what would a post of mine be without sodomy???

    In other news, the wife tried to read this book. She got about half way and tossed it. Her thoughts? "If this is what they consider porn, then we are one fucked up couple."
     
    Random McRandom, Aug 3, 2012
    #124
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  5. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    This is awesome, on page four of this tread, will have something to read this week.
     
    Freetofly, Aug 3, 2012
    #125
  6. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

    Location:
    Lilburn, GA
    need.the.next.chapter
     
    shanifaye, Aug 3, 2012
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Protip: It helps if you imagine the main character, Christian Grey, as Mr. T in his '80s Rocky / A-Team prime. Then it's fucking hilarious.

    What did I tell you about squirming!? You'll get the next chapter when I say you'll get the next chapter!

    I'm going to go play the piano. And, no, you can't touch my chest hair.
     
    Plan9, Aug 3, 2012
    #127
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    That totally changes my idea of him, which was more as Willie Tanner (the dad) from "Alf".
     
    the_jazz, Aug 3, 2012
    #128
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Um...did you get a chest toupee?
     
    snowy, Aug 3, 2012
    #129
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    No, it's a reference to something in the next chapter I wanted to talk about.

    And I've got a couple of chest hairs, lady. Like maybe 3 dozen now.
     
    Plan9, Aug 3, 2012
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  11. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

    Location:
    Lilburn, GA
    Ok then I'll just roll my eyes and bite my bottom lip and chat with my inner goddess while I wait
     
    shanifaye, Aug 3, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Also:

    Ever notice the difference between the lips?

    Biting the bottom lip: sexy.

    Biting the top lip: retard.
     
    Plan9, Aug 3, 2012
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Liar. It's a merkin.
     
    the_jazz, Aug 3, 2012
    #133
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  14. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    OMG!!! Willie Tanner! That's who the_jazz reminds me of!!!! I couldn't put my finger on it and it's been bothering ever since I met you in Chicago years ago!!! Now whenever you post, I'm going to imagine him.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 3, 2012
    #134
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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Not even close.

    Actually, that's more what I'd look like if I was going bald and had giant glasses.
     
    Plan9, Aug 3, 2012
    #135
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    [insert lame joke involving Alf's taste for cat and my own enjoyment of eating pussy here]
     
    the_jazz, Aug 3, 2012
    #136
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  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Gross
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 3, 2012
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  18. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    lol!
     
    Freetofly, Aug 3, 2012
    #138
  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 3, 2012
    #139
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This experiment would have gone better if 9er and I were together in person and there were a lot of whiskey.

    Live stream, of course.

    Recorded for replay, too, of course.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 3, 2012
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