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Fifty Shades of Choad: 9er and Baraka do chick lit crit

Discussion in 'Tilted Art, Photography, Music & Literature' started by Plan9, Jul 8, 2012.

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  1. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

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    Love it.

     
    Cwtch38, Aug 21, 2012
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  2. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    Just stopping to read for a sec to comment on the Bluebeard thing....Bluebeard was a "fairy tale" about a man that killed his wives Bluebeard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    --- merged: Aug 22, 2012 at 10:29 AM ---
    Please tell me I get to be Mrs. Robinson?
    --- merged: Aug 22, 2012 at 10:31 AM ---
    Are you gonna be ok?
     
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    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Okay, so he's a fictional pirate that killed his wives? Did he kill his fuckbuddies? We can only hope.

    I mean, something tells me pirates laid a lot of plank and weren't married to all dem wenches.

    Well, I'm sure Baraka has more than enough pent-up... "love"... to... "share."

    ...I haven't been okay in years.
     
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    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  4. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    sigh...he wasnt a pirate
     
    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Hey, I've seen pictures of Baraka_Guru. He's pirate-y enough to get the job done.

    If he's not man enough for you, I'm sure the_jazz in his Henry VIII outfit will do.

    /pirate trolling
     
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    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Plan9, if it makes you feel better, I'll get a copy and join you in this venture. I'll be on a minibreak this weekend, so I anticipate being caught up with you by next Monday.

    I can't wait to see how often I get diverted by thoughts of cardigans.
     
    snowy, Aug 22, 2012
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  7. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    Snowy, I've got them in PDF if you want them
     
    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My mom has a copy. *shudders*
     
    snowy, Aug 22, 2012
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  9. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    You don't want to know whats makes a man "man enough" for me
     
    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  10. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

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    Ugg...I pictured that and was disturbed.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 22, 2012
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Me too. I mean if anyone here can pull that off, it's me. But I think that it might even be beyond my own clothes-wearing abilities, which is a virtual superpower for me.
     
    the_jazz, Aug 22, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    *leans in close to your ear from behind, goes for his best Anthony Hopkins or Jeremy Irons voice*

    Oh, but I do.

    ...

    That'd be swell. I'm not going to expect you to type up 4 pages worth of bad jokes... but your perspective as a woman would be appreciated.

    I have so much to learn from that man.

    ...

    You totally need to show up to work dressed like that. Everybody would grin until you started yelling "Off with their heads!"
     
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    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  13. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    I just squeeed and my inner goddess just puddled

    Damn it, go change it back to Anthony Hopkins you punk!!!
     
    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    shanifaye,

    Alright, I gave you a Create Your Own Story option.

    Hey, I didn't know which one would work best.

    And Jeremy Irons was great in Die Hard 3.
     
    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  15. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    Actually if you really want to put me in bad shape, it should be Alan Rickman
     
    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Hah! You know what's funny? I was going to use Rickman but I wanted to change it up and see if you mentioned it. Totally worked.
     
    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  17. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    Closet Land - Best Alan Rickman movie ever
     
    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I have officially acquired a hard copy. Let the reading begin.
     
    snowy, Aug 22, 2012
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  19. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

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    I really don't know if I could read my mother's copy of this book... ugh.

    (not touching the joke about hard copies vs. soft)
     
    Charlatan, Aug 22, 2012
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  20. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 22, 2012
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