favorite coined phrases and expressions

Glad you enjoyed it, and I see we live in the same area. Should get some drinks lol

 

Having as much luck as a one legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond.

Cock jockey.

 

Bat shit crazy ....... I seem to get called this a lot

 

So be it

Take care of yourselves … and each other

Thank you .. thank you so much (cf Kyra Sedgwick in The Closer.)

In principle, yes. (No)

Cautiously optimistic

Not entirely displeased.

Bugger!

 

You could always nail a meatball to your knee.

 

As rare as rocking horse dung.

 

"Perfection is the enemy of good enough."

 

I'm a fan of adding "like you do" to things that aren't quite suitable.

E.G.

"So, I was out shoveling babies at the hospital."
"Like you do."

"So, I was heading into work."
"Like you do."
"Shut up."