favorite coined phrases and expressions

Shit fire in a whirlwind

 

I just used this one in my blog.

Pissed on your chips.

 

"Who took the jam out of your fuckin' doughnut?" Or the more Americanized "who pissed in your cornflakes?"
I am fond of 'what's your major malfunction' but I find these more colorful.

 

This shit's getting real!
He was jumpier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Tighter than Dick's hat band.
Now, that's fugly!
If you're a Southern woman and want to politely insult someone, tack on "bless her/his heart" at the end of the sentence.

 

Quit takin' the piss!

 

i can't believe i forgot this one but got reminded today...

"knock yourself out" is an all time classic.

you can't for wrong with "whatever floats your boat" or "whatever mows your lawn" or "whatever salts your peanut" either. that might be it's own thread.

 

Tongue-plow my fuck-ditch!

 

No worries.

I'm sure I have others, but I'm more a lover of words than phrases.

 

I love it but what's it mean ???

 

He's being a cunning linguist.

 

Oh, blow me

 

It is an interesting phrase, I like Louis CK's exploration of the topic:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao

 

you're like a fuckin sexual tyrannasaurus

 

Ohhh sorry for being blonde

 

Of course, it wold seem to mean something a bit less socially acceptable (but no less fun) when a guy uses the expession....

 

Bite me
fucktard
pffft
Beg me
on your knees

 

"Tongue-punch my fartbox" is a classic.
"Quit riding me you fucking assjockey" is a personal favorite.
"Cum-Dumpster" for da sex or just a dickwad
"fapnapkin" lol kinda like a douche
"Cum-guzzling semen demon" just fun as hell to say, test it out yourself hahaha

 

I chortled.