favorite coined phrases and expressions

"Why the fuck not?"
"But you don't have to take my word for it."
"Let's not and say we did."
"Then I took an arrow to the knee."
"ALL THE X."

 

Let me know how that's working out for you.

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All the horribly cheesy '90s stuff I say that embarrasses those around me: "Rad." "Gnarly." "Mondo."

"Get some." Never gets old.

 

William Bendix with the classic from The Life of Riley radio show-
"What a revoltin' development this is!"

and Bill Thompson portraying Wallace Wimple on The Fibber and Molly Show. Younger folks out there would recognise the voice more as Droopy Dog now as Thompson used the same voice for both -
"Well now, I wouldn't say that."
Usually used in reference to Wimple's much larger, oft mentioned, and never heard wife.

 

Die in a fire.
Bite me.
I'll buy *that* for a dollar!

 

Oh, Robocop.

 

Slick as a greased turd through a waxed asshole.

 

"Snappin' necks and cashin' checks."

 

Oh, yes. I saw.

Clever. You win, but only for now, sir.

 

I know, right?

"Come with me if you want to live!"

 

"Get to the choppa!" This saying is surprisingly not funny when you actually have to run to get on a helicopter.

 

Definitely not typed by an American, they speak only English (if possible, one 'extra' language may be allowed on a waiver bais) and must loudly demand that the locals speak or learn proper English wherever they go. Hearing the locals apologise for not knowing English is a start though.

 

Americans know they are right and everyone else is wrong, even if the Yankee tourist is blatantly wrong.
That reminded me of the opening scene in Team America: World Police where the elite squad blows up the Eiffel Tower, The louve, basically half of Paris if not more but they kill all 4 or 5 terrorists so it is all good.

 

"And you can take that to the bank!"

 

i love me some "for fuck's sake".

there's also nothing wrong with a little "YaThink?!" when someone says something too obvious in a conversation.

 

"We're not in Kansas anymore..."

 

They were all "assholes and elbows"...