Fantasy Sex Place

Ya know, I've masturbated in some of the shittiest countries on the planet and I never felt like it counted for much.

 

Plan9 if you don't add this to you signature I'm going to be disappointed. I LOLed.

 

Do we have a "Best Quotes from TFP's Finest Minds" Thread yet?

 

Wow, you guys are easy.

I haven't even gotten to the part where I go into detail about whacking off to wrinkled American Curves magazine using night vision goggles in the middle of the desert. If anything, the lousy parts of my life have made the good parts just that much better. Whenever I get a woman bent over, ready to accept me from behind, I throw a thumbs-up to my boy Jesus for making it all possible. Sure, I'm the shittiest lay ever... but I'm way appreciative.

 

You are correct, sir.


Hmmm. Someplace really high would be fun, too. High-rise balcony, maybe, or a roof somewhere.

 

28th floor of a building looking south over Chicago with a view of the river, Sear Tower, Comiskey and Chinatown? My office would kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

Call me?

 

Love that. Wasn't quite the 28th floor (17th), but the huge glass panels were "un-curtained", it was night, lights were on and Sydney CBD's office towers were all facing towards us.

If anyone was working late at Ernst & Young, I'm very sorry for you.

 

He probably did too

 

We all know it's coming, so I might as well get it out there.

 

No, no, I mean OUTSIDE and really high up. So there's the thrill of being up that high, plus the breeze and stuff.

 

"...somewhere really uncomfortable."

"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"

/Jazz-ified

 

I'll let you know the next time I head to Vegas....

 

As long as I can see the fountains at the Bellagio

Oh, believe me, I plan on doing Edgewalk when I eventually make it up to Toronto. However, since all focus will be on NOT PEEING MY PANTS, sex is definitely out.

 

In dexter Morgan's apartment from the showtime series

 

So, it was the top floor of a hotel in Charlotte(The Radisson if I remember correctly) 4th of July fireworks, outside with my neighbor's wife. Several of my fantasies all rolled into one helluva night.....
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But it was a very cute Rabbit as I remember....

 

One of the apartments in that building was up for sale a few years ago for something really low like $83k asking price, you could always set a Zillow alert for the building in case one comes up and plan to move to Florida. Trying to live or work near a movie or TV production set is not particularly pleasant, though.