Fantasy Sex Place

He's the smart one.

I'd like to do it in my office.

 

Based on the pictures I've seen, you really need to clean your desk off.

You've got like 99 tabs open in meat space, Mr. Productivity. *rimshot*

*my desk is the same way*

 

How about in a national park-- a remote part of course. Right there surrounded by the stunning beauty of nature, fresh clean air and -- curious squirrels.
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On a trampoline. Add some bounce to the bounces........
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A movie theater during the movie.....

 

Damn, was that you????

 

Red Room of Pain for Fifty Shades of Grey or something quite like it.
Airplane (like that'll ever happen).

Course, with the Mrs, anywhere is fantasy.

 

Probably....Are you a luxembourgian?

 

No. Must have been a different zombie, maybe a rabbit

 

ZombieRabbit!?!? That's just gross. I mean c'mon!

 

I meeting with an astronaut today. I'll ask him about it.

 

A legit astronaut? That's fuckin' cool. You have to drop a cliche Tang joke, though.

 

To answer the question as originally posed in the title and in homage to one of the greatest moments on The Newlywed Game:

"In the butt, Bob."

 

I was about to post "Top 10 Quotes from College-Age Jazz" but then I realized that they all sound like something Glory's Sun says on a regular basis.

 

I thought that was "the strangest place you've ever had sex," or something like that?

Please do. And then ask if he'll take me for a ride in his spaceship.




Also, Levite reminded me that the Parthenon in Athens would be rad. I'm adding that to the list.

 

But his response might be:

 

There is a replica of the Parthenon in Nashville, TN...

 

Yep, I've been to that one. But no sexy rumpus, I'm sorry to say.

 

If you don't have access to a proper darkroom, just duct tape some heavy towels over your bathroom window and stuff some under the door. That's what most of us do anyway. If the smell is that important, Paypal me a few bucks and I'll send you a perfume sampler full of HC--110.

 

No, but you did do a ridiculous "I am the champion!" / jazz hands pose outside it, IIRC.

 

It also occurred to me: the British National Library.

Something about all those books just makes me horny. And theirs is cooler than the Library of Congress, IMO. Though I guess I wouldn't turn down a quickie there, either. Also of interest: libraries at Cambridge, Oxford, and Harvard....

 

Does rubbing one out in the library count?