Does your SO/you give bj's? Maybe NSFW.

From what I've seen so far, my SO is the same.

 

Well, put simply, BJ's are not very easy to give. They're an industrious task that require hand/mouth co-ordination and an investment in tempered patience. This applies most especially to young folk who have essentially dulled their senses through daily mastaburtory marathons in front of their shiny LCD screens.

Many people will tell you how BJ's do nothing for them. Personally, only one girl has ever made me orgasm with a BJ. As for the rest, they do manage to get me sufficiently hard, but that's about it.

 

Yeah, and they're all women. Not a man on this island earth that doesn't like his cock in someone's mouth.

 

bj's given by women that dont like giving bj's dont do anything for guys that are difficult to get off that way. Fellatio is an art, it is my passion, I've had many guy's have to eat their "bj's dont do anything for me" words when I got done with them...not bragging, it's just a fact

 

I have had a couple guys tell me that a BJ was enjoyable, but that they strongly preferred sex and could not get off via BJ. It's understandable.. different strokes for different folks, etc etc.

I've had a couple successful dates recently and I'm honestly jonesing to get a cock in my mouth soon. Probably has something to do with that whole ovulation-horny-as-hell thing, too, but I'd really like to make someone's toes curl.

 

I have successfully avoided posting in this thread.

Until now.

Damn, PonyPotato and shanifaye

I must go take a shower.....

 

Bah. When I mentioned to CinnamonGirl that my SO was probably ovulating, she just went: "Riiight...."

I hate how you women fuck with my brain.

 

Oh, I notice serious changes in my moods and desire in tune with my hormones. It's a pain in the ass, but it happens.

 

I beg to differ, especially when "someone's mouth" isn't terribly specific:

 

I think I dated her MMG

 

Couldn't have been worse than her cousin, could it?

 

Well, it's official: I'm never sleeping again. ... And buttsecks? Old boy Xeno is likely to Ripley you a new one. *rimshot*

 

When youre in my position you might take it from either

 

Now, ralphie250, you wouldn't want to stress the ol' ticker, would you?

 

Well, dying while getting your wang polished is a lot better than dying while walking down the stairs in the morning.

 

Does it have to be an either/or? Both could be fun.

The dying bit would suck, but being sucked a bit while dying could take the sting out of it.