Does your SO/you give bj's? Maybe NSFW.

The chocolate will only make her like chocolate more, not blow jobs.
Tequilla. Make her eat that worm first, to get warmed up. Have her put the whole thing in her mouth, sans the blowing.

 

My wife dosent like chocolate. Shes allergic to it.

 

Actually I was going for my first smooth spot joke but that works too.

 

I shouldn't even ask this since I'm the typo/grammatical error king but... are you saying you have some type of oily kid in your bed while having sex?

Sorry just couldn't stop myself.

 

I can understand a woman not loving to give a bj, which makes me appreciate her giving them even more. But I can't imagine not WANTING to give oral... the taste of a woman is truly one of nature's great gifts to men. That you don't enjoy it is not fair; you should at least get some pleasure out of something so much fun for a man.

 

Well spoken

 

Everyone has their own mindset when it comes to giving and receiving sexual pleasures. Sex and the methods individuals indulge in to obtain that pleasure is as complex as it is diverse. I find it less sad to learn that one person enjoys sex but dislikes a particular act then knowing that there are many in this world who, for whatever reason, do not enjoy sex at all. If giving oral rocks someones world and receiving does not then my thought is find a partner who matches your tastes and rock each others worlds.

 

T'was solely in jest. Trust me I have no right to point out others errors. Just struck my funny bone very early this morning.

 

Then use frosting instead. Tastes better anyway. Bam. Simple fix.

 

I'm of the same opinion, BUT it's not unknown for me to flog Dave with beef jerky lol
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A man after my own heart

 

I'm in agreement. The wife hardly ever goes down on me, and I'm cool with it; it feels neat when she does, but really she gives a better hand job than blow job. But I'm a huge fan of diving face-first into her lap. I can turn her universe on its side with my tongue and two fingers. The way she tastes and the noises she makes are usually all the foreplay I need. We've struck a balance that works for us, even if it's not an evenly balance I'll-do-to-you-what-you-do-to-me.

 

Gives new meaning to the word 'beefcake.'
Hello there, shanifaye.

 

Oh, she's going to be FUN to have around.

 

Hey MM!!
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yes, I've wandered back around to see what I've been missing I've been accused of being fun to have around on a few occasions

 

you must stay and you must like it.
please.

 

I guess I should give my opinion instead of just agreeing with MM on the food stance

problem is I have no advice because I cannot possibly relate to "its gross" because to me there is not a lot in life more satisfying that having a man achieve sweet release in my mouth. Those who know me, know that I'm not at all shy when it comes to speaking about anything sex related. My advice to ANY woman is to not knock it until you try it. If you try it and its still something you're not into then don't do it again. I guess its my nature to absolutely love the control you can have over a guy even for just the little time it takes to satisfy them.

 

Well spoken

 

Heart? I'll have it, but only if I get to keep the packaging.