Does size really matter? (Maybe nsfw)

OH that's wrong...funny...but wrong! LOL

 

Damn feminists shrunk my penis

 

I value my life. Lol

 

You've heard of John Bobbitt?

 

Never heard of him.

 

If twenty somethings are any indication, I'd say the only things getting bigger are tits and asses. I wonder if that's due to pollution as well?

 

I have the perfect remedy:


C'mon guys, admit it- that sensation down there sure as hell isn't a shrinkin' one, amirite?

 

I have no doubt that penises all over TFP are growing at a considerable rate.
But I wonder about the demographics of that research...like, for instance, is it only white male penises that are shrinking in a world in which they are becoming increasingly irrelevant? Were penises in India and China included in research from 50 years ago? Somehow I doubt that men in India were lining up to having their penises measured in 1960. Maybe it's evolutionary.

 

Hi Craven

I just followed the link and saw this bit:
"According to the report, the study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago."

Boner Fide
Heh heh.

 

Zen I LOLed.

I've been studying my dick for over 50 years and I am happy to report my findings are counter to that study.

 

lol. no. if the study is boner fide, then it might suggest that your grandfather's penis was bigger than yours.

 

I wonder if that's why Elizabethans had large codpieces?

 

By the look of that dog, he must have hidden his Snausage in it.

 

Bona fido
heh heh

 

I'm fairly certain that my penis is larger than it was 50 years ago. Just sayin'.

 

Yeah but would you wager the same in another 50 years?

 

wag'er?
heh heh

(jeeze, I think I'm beginning to irritate myself now )

 

At age 108, penis size will likely be the least of my worries.

 

That tends to happen a lot to guys... and it's usually women who are the cause of it, whether directly or indirectly

 

It's funny how that works. Because men very often, either directly or indirectly, cause a lot of women not to want their shrinking pee-pees anywhere near their hoo-has. Nature is so fascinating.