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Do you care about the size of your balls?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ASU2003, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I'm sorry that you don't see it that way, but I really don't have any other way of explaining it. Take care.
     
  2. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    nothing makes my morning better than mixedmedia and my balls in the same thought.
     
  3. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Instant thought was: "Moses supposes his roses has toeses but Moses supposes erroneously." which of course then smoothly transitions into the one better dance routines in the film.
     
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  4. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    umm. :eek:

    you are free to think about myself in relation to your balls as much as you like.
    but, for the record, i am swearing off all balls for the foreseeable future.
    this here body is a ball-free zone.
     
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  5. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    doing my best Plan9 "oh yeah lesbian... she likes the cooter!" or is that Jay and Silent Bob?
     
  6. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I can't honestly say I pay much attention to mine, unless they are being fondled or whacked. Unfortunately, the latter seems much more frequent, these days.
     
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Really, cynthetiq? Really?

    C'mon, now... I have no frat boy lipstick and lingerie illusions about actual female homosexuals. Same-sex couples are just as boring.

    I'm mildly offended.

    Also: There are plenty of dirty old bastards on this board that you can tag for asinine comments like that.

    ...

    Endless hours on motorcycle will do that. Especially a V-twin. I'm only pushing 1100ccs and using a fat saddle and my junk demands breaks.
     
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  8. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I could but no one has your sarcastic finesse.

    and yeah, mc riding was a ball buster, I figured that's why they called my rice bike a crotch rocket.
     
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  9. TheSurgeOn

    TheSurgeOn Getting Tilted

    Location:
    England
    Bikes and 'broads' can be tricky on the 'St Pauls' (balls).
     
  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    *insert 103 cubic inch (1696ccs for you metric guys) superiority comment here, especially fitting in a thread about the massiveness of our man parts*
     
  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    It's probably more like a simple math problem.
     
  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Mine>yours? ;)
     
  13. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    no, no cooters, either. just me and me. :)
     
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, your ass. ;)
     
  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    The ladies do say I have a ghetto booty. So it probably is.
     
  16. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
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  17. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

    Location:
    Uk
  18. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Oddly enough, if this isn't a real product, it should be.
     
  19. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    When my wife was shopping for a bike, they pointed her to one that had "less vibration". The first words out of her mouth were "Why the hell would I want that?".
     
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    My immediate answer is no.

    My think-about-it answer is yes, a 30% reduction in testicle size isn't the that horribly bad. If, however, I was single and active in casual sex, I'd hope that word of the shrinkage was common knowledge, I wouldn't want to receive any "WTF?" looks.

    A benefit--At that size my wife might be able suck on both of them at the same time.