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Do you care about the size of your balls?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ASU2003, Aug 20, 2012.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Maybe, but there is a pretty easy indicator... her face looks like this when you put it in.
     
    Last edited: Aug 21, 2012
    Plan9, Aug 21, 2012
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Having interacted with some of your exes, I think that most of them already fall into the "small ball" catagory, at least metaphorically speaking.
     
    the_jazz, Aug 21, 2012
    #42
  3. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    This made water go up my nose.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 21, 2012
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    WHAT THE TFP STAFF DOES BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, #19: Judge the size of everyone's balls based on who they used to fuck.​
     
    Plan9, Aug 21, 2012
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Wait. I just had an epiphany. I don't think my balls are consistently the same size. I mean, if we are talking strictly the testes, probably. But I consider that whole glorious double sack of goodness to my "balls". And it's size can very depending on temperature, how active I've been the last hour or two, what I've been wearing (or not wearing) to secure them, and my wife swears sometimes by how long it's been since she's paid close attention to draining them. So this changing of size thing, the fact that I've had no coffee today, and that I've been multi-tasking too hard probably just broke my brain for a while.....
     
    Borla, Aug 21, 2012
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  6. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City

    View: https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=186556604033
     
    cynthetiq, Aug 21, 2012
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  7. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    I like to think it explains the smell.
     
    Joniemack, Aug 21, 2012
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  8. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Well, it keeps the flies off my dinner, anyway.
     
    Alistair, Aug 21, 2012
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  9. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    After thoroughly reading the OP's article, which I hadn't done more than skim over initially, it occurred to me that introducing a sports bar with a limitless happy hour into the testes might have the same immobilizing effect.
     
    Joniemack, Aug 21, 2012
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  10. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    They've all had average size balls. It's other things that are small. :)
     
    mixedmedia, Aug 21, 2012
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  11. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    [​IMG]
    they mights think you're talking about thems again.
     
    cynthetiq, Aug 21, 2012
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  12. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

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    Florida
    true.
    /dat shit.
     
    mixedmedia, Aug 21, 2012
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I don't know what you mean. Their egos certainly aren't small.

    Oh wait..... You mean their brains! Right?
     
    the_jazz, Aug 21, 2012
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  14. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    the mind, rather.
    but then, I am just a slutty ape whore. what do i know.

    oh wait/
    seriously have to stop now.

    Go on and talk about your balls now.
     
    mixedmedia, Aug 21, 2012
    #54
  15. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    okay..... i want to talk about you and my balls, together in the same sentence.

    aaah that felt good.
     
    cynthetiq, Aug 21, 2012
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    She's already implied in this thread that mine must be impressive. *smug* I've had a hard time getting my hats to fit properly every since then.
     
    Borla, Aug 21, 2012
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    SUPER IMPORTANT:

    I've changed my mind.

    If my balls shrink but my scrotum is the same size, it'll give the old lady that much more sensitive skin to tug and nibble on during a sloppy handjob.

    ...and that feels awesome.​


    Sign me up! I'm going to turn my sack into a platypus' tail in no time!
     
    Plan9, Aug 21, 2012
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Sure it's just your hats?
     
    snowy, Aug 21, 2012
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  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Not even gonna lie: First thought.
     
    Plan9, Aug 21, 2012
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    After spending the last couple of days merely helping look after a three-year-old and a five-year-old?

    My balls: take them.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 21, 2012
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