Do you care about the size of your balls?

Thanks Speed_Gibson that song has been running through my head since I first saw this thread...

 

I'll part-quote what Borla said earlier in addition to 'liking' it.

And my direct answer to the topic is that if it made my balls shrink to a scrote-bag, but was sharing the burden of preventing pregnancy, then ...

 

Humans have evolved and survived, in large part, due to the fact that the male of the species have chosen to take some share of the responsibility for "that side of things." If not always before the event, at least afterwards. As most men who are responsible for taking part in the rearing of a child will tell you, prevention is the easier of the two.

I might be concerned if testosterone levels or sexual functionality were diminished by male BC. Aside from that, ball size seems pretty irrelevant.

 

I've done just fine not having unwanted children thus far without shrinking my balls (or requiring birth control for the woman, for that matter)...

I think I'll just stick to what I'm doing.

 

I consider the "ultimate" in birth control to be a tubal ligation or a vasectomy. I have a difficult time regarding birth control as anything other than an act of preventing conception. At least I think that is the "ultimate" intention.

Hopefully you are using condoms, at least.
If not, congratulations on your success at playing Russian roulette with your sperm.
Have you considered the fact you might be shooting blanks?

 

I have a kid...

 

Sounds like Bateman talk to me.

 

Testicle size doesn't bother me in the slightest. Joniemack keeps mine in her purse, anyway. If they were smaller, she may be able to find her damn keys faster.

 

That also explains the giant chaffe mark she has on her shoulder. Because her purse is so heavy? Amiright?

 

We all know once a woman reaches a certain age that all the half-used packs of tissues, tubes of lipstick from 1987, bottles of various prescription pills and those annoying individually-wrapped cough drops prevent the aforementioned task from happening in less than 90 seconds. Balls don't matter.

 

Small balls are fine, huge scary hanging hairy ones give me nightmares.

I worked with the elderly for 10 years and guys if you think boobs sag, you should see 90 year old balls. (shudder)

Birth control for men sounds great but I wouldn't trust it as a sole contraception unless I was in a long term relationship with a guy and actually saw him having the injection.

The same as men have to trust that women who say they are on the pill are actually taking it. I think that it is the individuals responsibility to ensure they do not impregnate/get pregnant in the first place.

 

Yup, I know you're right. You forgot the used-up cigarette lighter, 3 till receipts and the broken biro, though. I still think my balls should be individually-wrapped, too.

On the whole "responsibility" thing, I agree that I wouldn't trust the other person either unless I knew for sure that they had been "done" or were taking the pill or they were wearing a condom/femdom/whateverdom.

In this case, maybe if it could turn the penis into something the colour of a My Little Pony it would be reassuring? After all, small balls aren't really a satisfactory and reliable indicator.

 

Not shooting blanks. Ok
Kid is obviously not in the "unwanted" category. Good on you.
I'm still a bit confused as to what exactly you have been doing to successfully prevent the unwanted ones in light of the fact that female contraception is of no concern to you.

Strict use of condoms (highly recommended)
Pulling out prior to orgasm (not recommended - little better than nothing)
Infrequent sexual activity overall
Dumb luck
Some combination of the above

Honestly, you claim that what your are doing is working perfectly fine in preventing unwanted pregnancies. I'm all for whatever works. So what is your key to success?

 

Good point. Just as long as it's easier for a woman to read than a pee-on-a-stick pregnancy test.

Jesus, how many women have a heart attack trying to figure that one-dot-two-dot shit out?

 

They should invent condoms that change color every time you stick your penis in something diseased! Like some sort of litmus test with different colors for different diseases.

That would be ... nice.

 

My purse is smaller than some telephones.
But I would never carry a man's balls around in my purse anyway. They'd get covered with lint and gum wrappers and long blond hair. That's just gross.