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Do men like to watch women masturbate?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Craven Morehead, Mar 15, 2013.

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  1. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Don't mess with the multi-headed God of Parties.

    Lamentation of your women will be the least of your concerns.
     
    Charlatan, Mar 21, 2013
    #81
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    One more Wolf brother and we can put you guys on an inspirational t-shirt.
     
    Fremen, Mar 21, 2013
    #82
    • Like Like x 3
  3. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    [​IMG]
     
    Charlatan, Mar 21, 2013
    #83
    • Like Like x 3
    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Holy hell! It has come to pass.
     
    Fremen, Mar 21, 2013
    #84
  5. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Never underestimate the power of the Party God!
     
    Charlatan, Mar 21, 2013
    #85
    • Like Like x 1
  6. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    So...

    When is the PPV event pitting the multi-headed God of Parties against the Angry Uteruses? I'd pay good money to watch that one. Lamentations and all.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #86
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Fuck a cranky uterus. No, really: I'ma cervix slam 'em all with my throbbin' dog rocket.

    ...

    Do I really need to buy a new timepiece for every type of outfit I wear? Apparently.
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2013
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #87
    • Like Like x 1
  8. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Yup. The amount I'm willing to pay just went up.

    I can't get the damn Otter out of my brain.

    Personally, I think you should just rock the calculator Casio with everything. That's would be so... oleaginous
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #88
  9. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Aww, jeez. I had a calculator Casio back in the day.
    Nerds and peer pressure, man.
     
    Fremen, Mar 21, 2013
    #89
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Anything for money. Anything. Ha-ha, just kidding. No, really; I'll gut your kids for money.

    Which otter? Hopefully not my otter. I mean, she is a little like sliding into the clenched first of a 1987 Mike Tyson, but she doesn't play well with others.

    Smarmy isn't really my thing. I'm more of a "That's a weird coffee table book" kinda guy. I need something classy to reflect that little quirk.

    ...

    The amount of masturbation in this thread is overwhelming... too bad it's also all male masturbation.
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2013
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #90
    • Like Like x 2
  11. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    'Tis a shame. We could make remixes and shit while the otters hold hands.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #91
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I told her but I don't think she can handle two sweaty drunk guys belting out Summer in the City.

     
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #92
    • Like Like x 1
  13. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    Oh, C'MON! Nothing says party like 2 skinny white bread mofo's freestylin' while the womenz act out a mix of Wild Things and Requiem for a Dream.

    Perhaps I hold you in too high regard for my own well-being.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #93
    • Like Like x 1
  14. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    BACK OFF! He's mine!

    My loins are better than your loins anyway!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 21, 2013
    #94
    • Like Like x 3
  15. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    Psshaw! I learned from the best. the_jazz was mah sensei biatch!









    Gross?
    Gross.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #95
    • Like Like x 3
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Show me the Carfax!
     
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #96
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  17. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    BWAHAHAHA!

    Omfg.

    I take it all back. I'd rather have your spawn. The world needs more of this.


    oh. plus. I'm totally using "show me the carfax" next time I'm pregaming with wifey. Bet'cha it works.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #97
    • Like Like x 1
  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Oh, it works. Remind me to tell you the Carfax story when we get drinks sometime.
     
    Plan9, Mar 21, 2013
    #98
    • Like Like x 1
  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Must . resist . liking...
     
    Fremen, Mar 21, 2013
    #99
    • Like Like x 3
  20. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    are you sure we aren't brothers? I mean... we could totally take over the planet one awkward step at a time.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 21, 2013
    #100
    • Like Like x 1
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