Dirty talk

Now that you've edited the post to include something, that's fine. But when I was addressing the issue, that wasn't there.

 

Gotta love the edit button. LOL

When the misses looks over to me with that look in her eye and mouths.."NOW!", it's about as dirty as it gets around here.

 

Apparently I woke Seamaiden up once in the middle of the night to ask, "Can I stick my fingers in your cunt?" I say apparently, cause I think I was still asleep (but horny) and this lead into one of our sleepus interuptus romps. The next day this exchange happened:

ME: Did we have sex last night?
SM: Yes, don't you remember??
ME: I thought that was a dream.
SM: O...kay.

 

I tried the dirty talk years ago and got " what the hell is wrong with you?" Ouch won't do that again.

So the only dirty talk I give or take is from certain sales guys on the road on a call in.

 

Difficult to talk with my mouth full.

Honestly, I'm much more of a doer than a talker. A little is okay but trash mouthing my way through a sexual episode makes the whole thing feel too scripted. That's just me though. Beforehand is better than during. "Take me home and fuck me" over coffee and dessert almost guarantees we'll either be into on the drive home or stripping our clothes off the instant we're in the house. So I guess I prefer it as an appetizer to sex rather than a staple of the main course.

I couldn't imagine talking dirty to anyone other than someone I was intimately involved with and trusted.

 

One sentence that doesn't help is
"Are you sure you're not a cop?"

 

When distance doesn't allow for action, a text/call/email is always nice.

"Thinking of the way you move your tongue all over my body is making me wet."

That opens up for further descriptions of how my partner makes me wet without even touching me. I'm actually somewhat excited now.

 

The level of dirty talk definitely depends on the situation and the partner you're with so I don't have a specific line I use.

I will say though that the sexiest thing I heard during a fooling around session was after I told her she felt so good, she replied "tu tambien." The fact that she had to revert to her native tongue to tell me made it crazy hot to me.

 

OMG, yeah! The one time, between HS and college, that I hooked up with a Latina, hearing her lapse back into Spanish was so hot, it drove me nuts! And I loved how when she was right in the thick of it, she was totally cursing Jesus and Mary and the saints like there was no tomorrow. I don't know why I thought that was so damn hot, but man, that shit got my motor running.

 

Just a couple of days of ago I was on my knees of front of a paramour and I said these words, "I want you to come in my mouth."
And then he did. Just like that.

 

Who wouldn't?

 

Dirty talk depends on the mood, but when it's hot, it's totally hot. Sometimes we barely say a word, other times we have actual conversations while making love.

Usually my wife isn't much of talker as far as running dialogue, she's more of a 'heat of the moment' talker/screamer: "Fuck me, goddamn you, fuck me! Fuck me harder!!", "Oh fuck yes, right there, oh fuck!", "I'm about to cum, oh god, I'm cumming, don't you dare stop, oh fuck!!", and the like.

I enjoy turning her on with dirty talk. Sometimes it's 'the heat of the moment' talk such as "Oh god yes, you're so tight, milk me, milk me!!". Other times I describe why I'm enjoying the body part that I'm enjoying. One of my favorites is to go into great detail about sexual fanatasies, mine and hers.

 

I always feel a little ridiculous saying stuff myself...but fuck, does it turn me on when someone talks dirty to me.

 

I really love it, too. It can definitely send me hurtling over the precipice.

 

I have the same problem...

 

Well, you know, it really doesn't take a lot. Just a few well-placed vulgur endearments can have the same effect as a monologue of filth.
What's more, I'm not into it at all if it's not natural. For instance, I really don't like to be asked to talk or to say something in particular. If I'm not feeling it then it just comes out awkward. Although I will indulge a guy if he asks - if I really like him and know that he would do the same for me - but I don't think I'm a good actress.

 

A long time ago she said two words to me in the hotel elevator "fuck me"

A little while later that evening she said two more "spank me"

I did and I did.

Then I did some more.

Very little else was said.

 

I do this all the time. I get SO FUCKING HORNY in the middle of the night it's crazy.

 

never got to the comfort level to talk dirty.... make love silently in dark.
she screams (moans) at times I had to shhhhhh her (if there are others at home)

 

I find that not all dirty talk has to be vulgar, but oh yeah, at the right time vulgar works wonders.

If someone overheard the encouragement that I sometimes give my wife while she's riding cowgirl, they'd swear that I was asking her to seriously injure me .