Cumming: the be all/end all?

I couldn't figure out how you were going to possibly work my moniker into a thread on orgasms...
I see what you did there.

 

Hey, we know I can work it.

*lip bite, hip thrust*

 

/gif spam (maybe)

 

*facepalm*
Now I'm a little skurred.

 

Relevant:

 

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight

 

There is so much white gurl in this thread right now, it is illuminating my office.

 

No diggety.

 

That isn't entirely true. You have to take a little break of 15 seconds-30 seconds, but then start right back up and keep having orgasms (as a guy). You have to have the right speed and level of intensity.

 

One of the Kama Sutra tricks I discovered courtesy of a 1997 issue of Playboy magazine involves applying pressure to the perineum to prevent ejaculation. This works pretty well at keeping you rigid enough to continue on even after a a toe-curler.

 

Yes, that is a way to achieve it too. But it isn't as intense as a unimpeded orgasm. It is a good place to start though.

And even if you become semi flaccid, sex might not work for the 2nd orgasm, continue stimulating it in other ways though with varying degrees of intensity. And I find that it is easier to stay hard after the 2nd one and there is less time needed to rest between them after that.

 

Eh, intensity is relative. I've been using said technique for roughly the last two decades and it's never let me down. *rimshot* It's also useful for cleanup-free masturbation while in portable toilets.

Going from bayonet to salami to bayonet again is pretty normal during extended sex sessions, I'd say.

If I'm focused on tongue-boxing her clit like I'm going for a high school at Mike Tyson's Punch Out, I'm probably not standing at 100%. It'll come back once it gets some direct attention, of course.

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You know, you're acting more and more like Angela Landsbury every year, noodle.

I don't really know what it means but the solution likely involves being more fun.

 

I was singing a song, dork. The song that I assumed went along with the lip bite, etc.

 

C'mon, you gotta drop the YouTube one-liner. I know you've got it in you. You best me in person, like, all the time.

 

*eyeroll* you keep building up my skills at conversating...