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Cumming: the be all/end all?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by girldetective, Jul 1, 2013.

  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    First Ralphie, now you. Hilarious.
     
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  2. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Well, us schlubs have got to start picking up the slack. Vacation is over.
     
  3. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    New York City
    I'll have to remember that... twice in one day. damn.
     
  4. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    You could duct tape a Hitachi Magic Wand to the inside of your thigh, outdo his 24-hour performance in 15 minutes, and have more than 23 hours left to figure out what to do with the other 59 feet of duct tape. Of course I'm not trying to say that masturbation is a replacement for sex, but I'm pretty sure that I can manage to come up with some personal achievements that couldn't be outdone with a $75 gift certificate to Bed Bath & Beyond.
     
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    I'll take it. I love me some duct tape.
     
  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I hate that attitude that turns making me cum into some kind of job.
    Reminds me of the happy ending thread. I can give myself a happy ending,:D I can't give myself a deep tissue massage.:(
    There was a great discussion of this in the old forum's Ladies Lounge. I can't figure out how to quote from there, so I hope this copy and paste works:



    Here is a hacked up, edited, revision of a list that I posted in a thread in the Ladies Lounge three and a half years ago.
    Priorities shift over time, this is what is important to me now, at age 34. I know that my list would be different if I wrote it at age 18 or 21.

    1) If you want me to look twice at you, you have to be, first of all, non-negotiable, chiseled into concrete--AN ADULT. I’ve known men who were adult at age twenty, others with no chance at age fifty. What I look for now, is someone who might turn out to be a good partner. You do not need to be drop dead gorgeous, (or even handsome) a neat freak, buff, or rich. You don't need to be an Einstein, but if you have some interests besides trucks, NASCAR, football, beer, the NBA, and my tits, that would be nice.
    2) Intelligent and inquiring.
    3) Responsible, socially and financially.
    4) Emotionally stable,supportive, and unafraid of commitment.
    5) The jealous, the possessive, the druggy, the practicing alcoholic need not apply.
    And a bunch of little stuff that is important to me now, that maybe wasn’t when I was age 20: You should be able to do your own laundry, pick up after yourself, balance your checkbook, clean your catbox, and cook. Take a shower every day. Still living at home at twenty-one is OK, at thirty-one it's not, no matter how many degrees you have. I might end up being your friend, girlfriend, wife, significant other, whatever, but I will not be your maid or your mom.
    Original post: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/ladies-...#ixzz1IazE14JJ
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sheepy [​IMG]
    ....I don't mind if she's a dumbass as i find intelligent girls...as interesting conversationalist as they can be, are high maintenance. Hey it least i'm honest.
    [​IMG]Something about this bothers me... I'm not quite sure what. I can't see anything appealing about being with a dumbass.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dlish [​IMG]
    ....However, i think people make comprimises on their 'list' when a suitable person comes around, because in the crux of it, no one is perfect and you'll never find everything on your list in one person.
    Thanks, dlish, for bringing some wisdom to the thread.

    Lindy

    Read more: https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/168559-top-5-traits-do-you-prioritize-opposite-sex-why.html#ixzz2Yb8ugUbF
     
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I think good sex is a job and that it most men that are skilled at it do focus on their partner to assist them into O-face land.

    Some women are easier to... detonate than others. A good partner works to figure it out and works to get her there.
     
  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    GeneticShift,

    Cha-ching.

    *double-finger-point-with-wink*
     
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member



    You just pressed my Guerrero button. Unf.
     
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    Is that the same as the Guillermo del Toro Spot?
     
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    No. The Guillermo del Toro spot involves recoiling in horror. The Guerrero spot involves, erm, salivating at the sight of computer hacking and explosions.
     
  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Based on Hellboy, I thought it involved squirting.

    Thanks for correcting me.
     
  14. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.


    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    Hahaha, I can't wait to hang out with you and DamnitAll and noodle soon.

    Gotta remember to bring a camera to document it this time.

    Gonna be deliciously retarded fun.
     
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  16. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Bingo.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Hey, any time I'm tagged by name in a post about orgasms, I'm happy.
     
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  18. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    MY BODY IS READY.

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD

    I would certainly hope so.

    What? Who says that?
     
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    DOM-Libs!

    ___ tag your ___.

    Fun for all!
     
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