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COLONOSCOPY

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by DAKA, Dec 18, 2011.

  1. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    Good luck and afterward you can berate all the people who fuss about it.....it "blows" but then again.....
    Oh yes, I forgot, after you get to about 75, (me) you won't have to do it again....
     
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    All clear.

    Next one at 50.
     
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  3. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    Really funny, I was notified of the colonoscopy thread and right below that the next message was TFP WHATS FOR LUNCH !!
     
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  4. Not so bad, was it?

    However you'll never look at a garden hose the same way now.


    I had my first at 59. I think I'm done. :D
     
  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I think the worst part was the 30+ hours of fasting. :)

    Not bad at all, but it was a bit different from what people have said.

    The Klean-Prep solution wasn't difficult to drink taste-wise. It had a hint of vanilla with a slightly plasticky aftertaste. If anything, it was the volume that was a concern. I drank 2 L (0.5 gallon) within about an hour on both occasions. But it wasn't that bad at all.

    The procedure was different too. There certainly wasn't a "when are you gonna start?" moment. I wasn't out, I was sedated but conscious. However, I was so sedated that it was a bit surreal. I could feel the scope movement both going in and out, but I wasn't all like, "Holy shit. This is like an alien probe!" It was more like, "Hm. This is so chillaxing. I have this thing going in me, I guess."

    They even asked me to turn onto my stomach halfway or whenever. I couldn't tell when it was exactly. The procedure was supposed to take 15 minutes but it felt like a just a couple of minutes tops. That's how out of it I was.

    Anyway, I'm glad I got it done. Now I can rest assured that there isn't anything going on up there that I should be worried about.
     
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I almost spit coffee out on my monitor when I read this statement. Thanks for the laugh.
     
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