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Class Reunions.

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MeltedMetalGlob, Oct 4, 2015.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I don't need to drink at a cash bar and be surrounded by ill-fitting suits to know that I'm in the top ten of a class of a hundreds.

    The fact that I can still fit into the same pants I wore in high school and that I got better after I graduated are indicators enough.

    I've never been to a high school reunion, I'm not on social media to receive said invitations and I don't know who I would want to see.

    ...

    That said, I'm all about ogling trophy wives.

    "Nice! Is she new or pre-owned?"
     
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2015
    Plan9, Oct 8, 2015
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  2. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    "Impressive after-market accessories."

    "I don't need to ask how you did after high school, that much plastic wasn't cheap."

    EDIT--Can't forget the classic, "Is this your daughter?"
     
    Chris Noyb, Oct 8, 2015
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  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    At my 20th reunion dinner we had about 50 out of 65 attend plus spouses, boy/girlfriends, a few teachers from 'back in there day' and not one suit, ill-fitting or otherwise. Small town informality, I guess, where suits are for funerals, if that, and not much else.

    At 112lbs buck doe naked, I even weigh a few pounds less than when I graduated high school. My pleated cheerleader's skirt (size 4) hangs loose as a goose.

    Classic line: "Let me introduce you to my wife."
    Classic response: "I didn't know you even had a wife, I thought you always just used someone else's.":p
     
    Lindy, Oct 9, 2015
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  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Or, "You finally got tired of trying to screw every girl you met."
     
    Chris Noyb, Oct 9, 2015
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