Bigger penis.

And what would be wrong with that?

 

Nothing I just found it funny when it happened, and it wasn't even a swinger thing but a nude beach we were at.

 

My experience with women and their choice of toys is limited. Judging from what I've seen in porn, and I really hate using porn as a reference:
If the masturbation is staged large dildos/vibrators are used.
If it happens to be amateur smaller toys are used (that's on the assumption that the woman chose the toy). I've also noticed that the women tend not to use the entire length, they seem to concentrate on the first few inches of the vagina, and the clitoris.


Re bottoming out. I had asked some questions and shared some thoughts in a previous post. I don't recall seeing any responses from the ladies.

Is it possible for some women to relax/open their cervix?
In some women is the cervix naturally open?
I've heard of surgeries to open the cervix.
I've heard that childbirth will leave the cervix more open.

 

My wifes favorite current toy, hardly a monster. Back when we first did the sex toy ordering thing she ordered a 6" dildo because the 8" were too big for her. They sent us an 8" in the box for a 6", shes prob still a little pissed about that.

 

I just thought it interesting that a woman would be embarrassed to be seen as partnered to a "small" guy, or presumably, be proud of a "large" guy.

I doubt even a more "realistic" chart would take me out of the "E" range. C'est la vie.

 

Snowy, thanks. I saw that when you posted it in another thread (maybe this one). I'm thinking that I, like many men, have a misconception of what the cervix actually is. Which at my age makes feel me like a real dumbass. The good/bad news I don't get close to my wife's cervix, at least I don't think that I do.

I need to find one of my earlier posts in order to ask a question.

 

I remember in the Anita Blake series her describing rough sex with one of her werewolf partners and how he's slamming into her cervix.
Of course, she's loving it.

I remember thinking to myself that must only work if you are partially indestructible because I think even subs would be kneeing you in the nuts for that.

 

I once, after a 5 hour flight delay, picked up a Anita Blake novel thinking it was fantasy. It started strong and suddenly I was surrounded by 13-18 inch penises, a close rescue from a rape torture with a guy with a titanic cock, and finally the 13 incher who felt "inadequate" because of her werewolf shape shifter penis lover.

Fantasy all right, but it sounds more like something for Mr. Garrison than a woman.

Awful book, and thats without the giant dongs.

 

The earlier ones weren't bad and as you said she can start strong but go off track real fast.
It's funny how authors personal lives can make their writing go totally haywire sometimes.

I've heard that the books are a little more readable now but I haven't tried them.

 

Off topic I guess, but I loved the concept of her world where myths were based on truth, but then to have characters in the world act more like current 20th century people in mindset instead of people who grew up in a world like that was just too much.

That and giant dongs, everywhere.

 

I once heard bad book series likened to being in an abusive relationship.
The first three or four court you, they are written well, have good character that you care about and plots that lead somewhere.
Then you find yourself trapped buying books that have only glimpses of those good things while the books are filled with the authors ego and self loathing.
You want to drop them, stop reading but than a moment happens.
Two characters find each other or a villain gets his comeuppance.
Back you go to reading only to find yourself buried in the contempt that the author has for you.

You have to get away clean, stop reading and never look back.

 

I really liked the "original" (early) books. About the same time the Anita Blake books were getting completely unreadable, Laurel K Hamilton created another series; The Merry Gentry books. Again, I liked the first one and it had some interesting themes but the series is unapologetic softcore (with some stuff that would be pretty hardcore if not for the urban fantasy Fae who heal overnight). Haven't read anything by her in a couple of years.
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What redravin said

 

Dresden Files, modern day detective noir set in Chicago. The main character is a Wizard who deals with supernatural cases involving all kinds of magical shenanigans: The Summer and Winter Fae, three races of vampire, various black magics, and even the Order of the Blackened Denarius; evil beings whose souls are bound to ancient coins... thirty ancient coins.

 

Damn.
Seriously, no one thought to post this?

 

I'm not a movie person, but here goes a few more that I can recall (sorry, no links).

Young Frankenstein (the monster & the finance, Dr. F & his assistant on their wedding night, "What did you get from the monster?").
Blazing Saddles (Sheriff Bart & Lily von Shtook, "It's twue, it's twue.").
Porky's (the guy named Meat, "My God, the boy is deformed.").
Losing It (the guys who "stuffs" and is charged double by the hooker).
This Is Spinal Tap (the airport screening).