Bigger penis.

I top out at about 6.5" It used to annoy me I wasn't bigger but neither of the ladies I've had sex with (in real life. I've fucked 1000s of women in my head) complained.

When I was younger and first dating, it took up too much of my focus. I learned that I could do other things to get my partner off. Hand, hand, finger, thumb. I've found the tongue works pretty well. I turned my focus away from the size of my cock and towards getting my partner over the edge.

 

Should I admit that I posted because I find the Barbie, Ken, Elf on the Shelf, etc naughty poses funny?

 

i laughed at it.

 

If your 6.5" dick concerned you, you watched too much porn.

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Something I've wondered about for a while...

Women, in general, are careful not to insult guys re their dick size (setting aside the unintentional insults). Is this something they're taught, say by their mother, aunt, older sister, etc? Could it be inherent?

The only woman I knew who openly insulted her fiancé's dick size had serious self esteem issues. She did so to make him angry enough to hit her. And she was self-destructive in other ways, a heavy smoker for her young age, and an alcoholic in training.

 

sounds like she did it just to make herself feel better. sucks for both of them.

 

I'm trying to post a NSFW hidden must click to see image using my phone.

Don't freak, it's a cartoon. Maybe I'll figure this out.

Or not.

Edit, removed.

 

You could use the

what ever you want to post here

tags
typed out that would be, without the gaps [ spoiler ] what ever you want to post here [ /spoiler ]

 

My phone doesn't show the spoiler thingys like our laptop does.

I've used the spelled out before, will try it now.

 

Funny, hopefully, image.

 

It did work right if you wondering.

I am consistently impressed with how porn can do special effects these days.
Sometimes it looks as good or better than Hollywood.

 

Be honest. You fell for it again.

 

Wear it.

With a pair of bike shorts.




/thethingsIremember

 

It's time for a big

phallic shaped clock?