Bf is on the small side, will sexual intercourse suck?

I know, right? You can hide a King Cobra 40 in there without too much effort.

Too bad the human penis isn't built to accommodate societal expectations.

 

Can I agree with Plan9's post without it being thought that I like his small/nonexistent dick/smoothspot?

It does seem that we have way to much worry about dick size. I've never had a complaint, and I'm certainly not hung. Fun and orgasms can be had without large equipment, and the only things that will stop them is unrealistic expectations.

 

You're vulgar and hilarious. I want to party with you. Best drunk time ever.

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No, really... I've heard women refer to a smaller penis as a buttplug before.

I wonder what that makes me in their minds? A clit tickler? God, the shame.

 

Soo...I measured a part of my hand and used it as a measuring tool lmao. I measured objects and then measured with a ruler to see how accurate I was. When I messed around with him I found I was way wrong, lol. He's over 5 inches. I think maybe about 5.5 or so... maybe a bit under or a bit over...but yeah definitely over 5 inches. Whew! hahaha I think that's big enough to satisfy or at least I hope

 

Jesus wept.

For the love of whatever god may or may not be out there... please let old boy into the clubhouse already.

 

Hey it's his fault!! Last Saturday we were getting at it.. and he forgot the rubber!! His fault not mine.

 

Girlfriend... you need to invest in this here relationship. By keeping a box next to the bed.

 

Rubbers are not only available for male purchase... I've always kept my own stock. If you truly want to get laid you will make sure there is nothing to stop you.
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If you go into it with this attittude, he is going to fail you. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

It would be in your best interest to start from the beginning of the thread and actually read the responses we've been giving you, because based on this post they haven't actually sunk in yet. And think about it - instead of actually focusing on the chemistry, you're crunching numbers and getting distracted by measuring things out. You're shooting yourself in the foot and seem to be proud of it.

 

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Did you mean that?

In other news (to the OP) what everyone else said. Just make love with the person and stop trying to measure pleasure

 

You know they sell those things in stores now, right? If it's at your place, you should have them. If it's at his place, he should have them. Small investment, a few years worth of expiration date, good to have around even when you're not expecting to get any action.

 

So, you're so worried about this guys endowment that you're sitting there with his erect junk grabbing random objects and holding your flat hand up to his privates in order to quantify his size? And you have no rubbers to boot?

I say don't worry, he'll be measuring himself soon enough. He'll be using the depth of someone else's vagina for reference.

 

I'm just glad that this thread now involves anal.

This is why men have tongues and should know how to use them properly. Many a small dicked man has kept the hot woman just because he knows how to double click the mouse and doesn't lick the puss puss like a hamster.

Don't worry, while you're sittin' there riding his cock thinking it's not like the other guys cock, he'll be thinking about what vajayjays he's been in and how they measure up to yours. You're not alone in your pleasure worries.

Just fuck him and enjoy it instead of playing head games with it. The only head game you should be playing is the one where your head is going up and down.

 

Righteous!

 

I'll take navel for $300.

 

We weren't at my place or his... soooo yeah lol that's why. It was unexpected. I have a couple in my room at my place so don't lecture me, hmph!

 

I vote nightclub restroom.