Because I never knew this was even possible....

easy.

She knows you'll do whatever she wants since you've proved it over and over again. Is she banging someone else? Maybe, maybe not. She may just like having you around for domestic appearances. If all else fails, you can flip it on her and not put out. Then again, that may bite you in the ass and she'll just find a stick she likes tossin' around.

Or you could, you know, just ask her and stuff.

Be prepared for a battle. Then have angry "I don't really wanna make up but I am" sex.

 

I just made up some date... when the fuck did you actually start skulking around here?

 

What can I say? You inspire me.

 

He changes monikers more than puffy and the artist that has a symbol for a name. Who the fuck knows.

 

I was actually thinking about changing my username again.

Ya know, to something even more appropriate:

Inordinator

 

Maybe you should buy her a strap-on and let her peg you. Just sayin'

 

OP already stated that she's not into doing any work. She'd have to don the dong and then he'd have to do the reverse cowgirl.

Unpleasant.

 

Somethin' tells me that a chastity cage would be more appropriate here. cuckold

 

not necessarily, he could then whack off to his heart's content and spray it in her hair, her being so passive and all.

 

You married guys are fuckin' perverts.

 

seems to me she's not passive. she's taking what she wants and denying what he wants.

maybe the question needs to be asked. How big is your snicker doodle? and/or Do you just toss it down the hallway, bust a pie then roll over?
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Plan9 hey, we have to be inventive or we end up like this guy.

 

See that's one of the things I love about my wife, she's so practical. When we are done boning, she's not cuddling up and wanting to watch Ghost, she's outa bed faster than me and back to doing whatever she was doing before. Also she has a stack of old washcloths in the nightstand, "cum cloths" she calls them. :thumbsup:

 

Hah, mine does that.

 

This is true and I don't know that there's any fixing that problem. I don't think it could be fixed for me.

 

Coming from Plan9, I can't imagine it could be anything but a compliment. That guy resets the bar for perversion.

 

Hey, Seamaiden said something to me on our first weekend together that was so dirty, lusty and depraved, that I knew right then that I was going to marry her.

'Course, she had been married before...

 

I'll try not to be hypocritical and give advice about this kind of thing... ( Run dud, run!!!! )