Are you Gay if. . . . .?

I have given the matter of penile pulchritude some thought. It seems to me that a flaccid penis is, to me at least, a faintly ridiculous-looking thing, in the same way that a thin pony tail on a middle-aged man looks faintly ridiculous. An erect penis, again to my eyes, has a certain beauty. Just like balloons really (flaccid and inflated).

On further reflection, I probably wouldn't explain my views on this to my mates down the pub (nobody wants what follows that kind of thing ...)





It's soooo unfair!!! (weeps like a girl)

 

I think, on looks, I would rather have a vase sitting on the mantlepiece. Surely circumstances too come into it. If you see a man walking down the road with his willy out (and we know it happens), I dont think I would find it a thing of beauty, rather an invitation to 'kick here'.
Of course watching chicks with dicks does not make you gay, and if you let your male boss do you up the wrong 'un, that would make you either gay or ambitious.

 

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Damn, look at all this discussion. Maybe I should start dispensing "Fuck you"s, too.

 

Since you're the guy who the "fuck you" was directed at (IMO), I find that interesting.

I also find it ironic that in a thread about shemale porn, "fuck you" has become such a bone of contention. Clearly someone (or several someones) need to get fucked. As in the "old in-and-out", not the "take a long walk off a short pier" variety. There seriously needs to be a little more head - and by that I mean "oral sex", not intelligence. So make with the head.

 

The 'fuck you' didn't have to be a bone of contention. In fact, the way endearing insults are hurled around on this site, I have to say I'm a little flabbergasted by the whole thing. I was tooling along, having fun and *wham* I'm having my hand slapped for behaving in a way that is 1) known to be my way and 2) also practiced by a long list of my fellow tfp'ers. If someone doesn't like it, hey that is fine. But I'm not going to have it characterized as something that it's not. My intentions are always good. Very, very rarely do I truly feel like telling a fellow TFP'er 'fuck you' with sincerity. And when I do it is never about something as happy and joyous as a penis. I did however call a hurricane an asshole yesterday on pointless announcements - and that I meant.

But getting laid, yes, would be good. I heartell that might happen in March. 'Til then you'll just have to bear with me.

 

Fuck you, mm.

 

And also ... on the being gay if you like chicks with dicks bit ...

 

I don't think there are any statistics out there but from what I've been reading, when asked, gay men seem to be claiming that they don't enjoy shemale sex or porn and regard it as a straight man's thing.
Also seems as if most shemales regard themselves as gay. (making a distinction between shemales and transvestites)
Pigeonholing and labeling doesn't represent the diversity of sexual preferences.

 

To answer the OP's question: No.

(and because the thread could use a little more levity, what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.)

 

You motherfuckers are too goddamn serious.

Especially in a thread with this topic.

And I just can't party with that.

/save the drama

 

i rarely watch porn = but this one time i got curious and checked the 'she-male' option.
wow it was quite a turn on. loved it.

there was a guy on the bottom and the she-male person was on top (facing the ceiling getting penetrated in the behind)
and his penis wasn't erect - it was flopping in all directions - from the thrusts below. hot hot hot. i found it highly arousing.

the gay questioned has been answered by others. neat thread.

 

kiss my ass, motherfucker.

 

Oh, you really want it right now, don't you? It's kinda hot

 

Watching porn gets me hot if I believe that both parties are enjoying it. It doesn't matter what gender they are. If the enjoyment is staged, I'm out. I can watch animals getting it on and find myself aroused. I can watch a guy with an 8" hard on doing it to a gorgeous woman with a great ass and tits and feel nothing if I sense she'd rather be shopping.

 

yeah i agree. the one i saw looked like they were truly enjoying. some home video not studio production.

i used home instead of 'amateur'

i don't know if they were at home and - amateur is a word that's ....
oh heck i'm getting tangled in my thoughts again .

 

I agree Plan9 , what is wrong with penises? Phobia's, geez need spell check.

Anyway, I keep thinking about this little ditty from another thread:

And how big is the helmet on his cock, eh? Does it make you pop like a fresh jar of Smucker's?