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Anal Sex

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by EventHorizon, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Generally, I prefer to be on a man, a female superior position of authority.

    As to logic:
    The next thing I say to you will be true.
    The last thing I said was false.

    Lindy
    If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Would they be green eggs?
     
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  3. davynn

    davynn Getting Tilted

    Location:
    East coast U.S.A.
    hehe You go girl ;)
    Truth be told ... I doubt that he minded.
     
  4. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    I like to put it: "Every statement of absolute truth has at least one exception." Therefore, that statement can be absolutely true and be its own exception.
     
  5. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    I prefer to posit that the universe is inherently illogical and fallacious.
     
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Focus, people. More sodomy, less philosophy.

    *Filter's "Hey Man, Nice Shot" here*
     
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I prefer to posit that the universe in inherently scatological and salacious.;)

    Lindy
     
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  8. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    A little philosophy is inherent in the subject. How else do you quantify something which is in the words of the esteemed pervert Mr. Stoddard, which I am continuously finding useful to describe various subjects, "simultaneously refreshing and defiling".
     
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  9. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    Location:
    London
    Yes, or else people disappear up their OWN arses.

    Anal Sex as represented in the Arts can give a useful perspective.

    Stiff 'un Spillbugger: Indiana Bone and the Riders of the Lost Arse

    Loosianus Pervarotti: O Sodo Mio

    .... are not good examples.

    OK. I've sniggered myself to a standstill. Having channeled my inner 6 yr old, and in the spirit of self-parenting, I'll get my coat and go to bed without my supper, er, and sorry again, Plan :oops:
     
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Don't skip meals. You won''t have enough energy for all the required hip thrusts.
     
  11. thetemplarswife

    thetemplarswife Vertical

    I personally have never had the experience but I don't suppose I would be totally against giving it a try. If I like it and we both enjoyed it, I'd do it again hehe.
     
  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Looks like thetemplar has been given a homework assignment. :p
     
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  13. thetemplarswife

    thetemplarswife Vertical

    lmao...I suppose he has, hasn't he.
     
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  14. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    OK, this made laugh this morning:
    College buddy of mine posts on FB yesterday "Looks like it might be a good night for Santorum" with predictable results.
    Unconnected, the wife and I were fooling about last night, and in the lick and finger phase, we discovered her bottom was ready for a bit of poking. Which we proceeded to do. (And it was wonderful!)
    Then this morning on the way into work I heard on NPR that it was indeed a good night for Santorum and cracked up.

    Incidentally, and back more closely to the topic, I've noticed that as she and I do this more often, it's becoming more pleasurable on a purely physical level even as it becomes less Forbidden.
     
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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I almost had to hunt you down for mentioning politics in a thread about sweet, sweet hetero buttseckz.

    ...but good save.
     
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Why does it have to be hetero? As an exercise in how point-of-view can change outlook, let's just have Plan9 assume the "buttsecks position" and see what he thinks then.;)

    Lindy
     
  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    There is nothing new and amazing about homosexual anal sex on TFP.

    Hello.
     
  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Other than the fact that most homosexuals don't engage in it on a regular basis.
     
  19. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I think we can all defer to the expertise that the_jazz has on this subject.
     
  20. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    A telling rebuttal, that.