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isn´t that a nasal douche?

 

Okay, the mere fact that I've thinking about stomas (as in colostomy) might mean that either me or this thread is veering into the sick and seedy.

Probably me and no, I don't have a stoma.

 

Neti pot, people. Neti pot.

 

Spoilsport!

 

Or a euphemism.

 

Looks painful. I think I'd have to be awfully plugged up to consider squirting something so far up one nostril it came out the other.

I might consider inserting it elsewhere, though.

 

I do nasal.

I got groomed with tales of health, and this "instructional" video.


I have this porcelain pot, but like taking it up the nose so much that I also got a plastic one for when I'm out and about. You know - public transport, dinner parties etc.

Esnotic videos give me a boost, and I watch some Hentai.


But, as usual, for great netiprOn, it's genuine amateurs who keep it real - here's Mr Neti Tub-boy himself. He's not faking it, he'll put anything up his nose. And the music's great.

 

C'mon, people.

My good name was invoked to talk about freaky buttsex and you guys are totally babbling about the opposite end of the human body.

 

Now now, don't get your nose out of joint about it...
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That's one type of Nasal Douche, yes.

/ Another is country singers who sing about politics, but that's all I'm-a gonna say about thay-ut.

 

I am so disappointed in you people.

 

what do you mean.... you people?

 

For Uncle Phil ...

 

The voice of reason!

 

Since I feel responsible for turning this meaningful discussion into that of a nasal assault, I must come clean (no pun intended)
Serving up the combo platter definitely ups the ante, for me. Most penises, that I've met however, are a bit on the larger side for this activity (crowd cheer).
Other stuff works better.

 

I think the biggest attraction of anal for me is that a woman who will give me her mouth, her cunt (pardon if a different word would be better - haven't had coffee yet) and her ass, is giving me everything, and that is an incredible turn on right there.

 

...and that's the story of my first marriage.