Anal Sex

I don't see the draw guys have to it. If there is a perfectly good vagina an inch away, why wouldn't that be good enough?

And I won't even get into the jocks who tackle each other in football, shower after practice, watch wrestling or MMA (or participate in it), and then pressure girls into having anal sex... but they hate gays...

 

It happens. I've never had a "planned" anal experience. Sometimes the penis just slips into the other hole, especially if you're really going at it. It has never been uncomfortable for me so I think it's just the social stigma that bothers me.

I have never had a man complain about anal fingering while I'm giving a BJ. They don't tend to admit that they like it though.

 

OMG. So much win.

 

Never tried it intentionally, but did have an "OOPS!" moment once. My wife was more surprised than anything else. She enjoys fingering from time to time, but we haven't tried "full insertion" again.

We tend to talk about it during foreplay, which really gets her going. We both seem to be pretty satisfied without it.

 

Tried it, found myself indifferent. But then again, I'm a freaky bastard and can't think of anything taboo between consenting adults. Is that why I was indifferent? Is it the 'dirty" is it the "taboo" that makes it exciting?

 

I like to receive and am indifferent about giving. The prostate is a powerful stimulus for me. Any time, I've engaged in anal sex, on the giving end, I have always been left thinking I prefer vaginal sex.

 

umm, i'm not going to be having any sort of hand experiences haha. i just got into a discussion about whether the poopy dick is worth it or not and TFP seemed a good place to get discussion a-rollin'

 

With jackass statements like that, it's no small wonder you haven't ventured beyond missionary in the dark.

 

my low-lit religious zealotry isn't what in question here. its not like i'm unwilling to take the mud road to funville, but if theres a bunch of people that have an overwhelming "DONT DO IT" response, well it seems like it'd be a bad idea not take some advice, especially when it's free. maybe i'll know better once my smooth spot has seen a few more years.. who knows?

 

I'm going to have to call bullshit on this one. That's like the biggest frat guy urban legend ever.

Guido Bob: "I just told her it slipped and CHA-CHING... right in the sweet spot. It was too easy."

 

Anal is just something you should be careful with, really. You can injury someone if you aren't careful. Actually had one of my guy friends receive pretty significant damage to himself when someone pushed too hard (not literally) and didn't know what they were doing or care about what they could do. It's been at least a decade since that happened to him and he still has issues with muscle control and bowel movements.

 

This is just my experience, but the few times a man has just "slipped into" my ass while fucking my vagina, it was very, very painful. Because it tends to happen when you're really going at it, you know? Hard, pounding fucking. Wonderful hard...pounding...fucking....

I probably should not talk about this.

 

both my wife and I have enjoyed such interaction more than once. I can only speak for the giving end but she definitely enjoyed it as well and said as much.

 

Any curiosity I had regarding it abated once I watched the movie "Deliverance". The guy didn't even buy Ned Beatty flowers or dinner for his trouble. I mean, where was the romance?

 

Guidos don't go to college and thus are not frat boys.

Maybe it wasn't an accident the times it has happened to me. I have been known to sleep with less experienced and less adventurous people and it was assumed that it was truly an accident...especially when the boy apologized profusely for "letting it slip."

 

That is, to a word, the same experience I have had with my wife and anal. She offered me anal on the night we got engaged, so obviously we were both excited and interested. And then we tried it. It lasted about 30 seconds. I wasn't a fan. She wasn't a fan. It was punctuated with "OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO POOP, GET OUT!"

Her boobs, her mouth and her pussy all do a fantastic job of getting me off, and the little while I was in her butt didn't really do anything special for me. I mean, sure it was tight and naughty, I guess, but it was also a little uncomfortable and forced. Happy to just let it go.

 

ZombieSquirrel,

Oh, now you're an expert on guidos... what else have you been hiding from us?

Anyway, I'm not suggesting that some dudes don't have issues with putting it in correct slot (I end up in the navel all the time, gotta keep those lights on), just that most women aren't going to handle the half dozen inches of raging Caucasian up the ass in one fell swoop. As someone who has tested the innards of more than a handful of women, I'm pretty sure that unless she wants someone in there, it ain't happening. At least not without crazy agony. If you are the exception to this rule, pretty sure some Colombian gentlemen would like to talk to you about lucrative smuggling opportunities.

 

First: I now have the unshakeable mental image of gollum having his schitzophrenic argument about bumfuckery. Thank you both for officially ruining several dramatic parts of LotR for me because I KNOW I'm going to burst into a fit of giggles next time I watch it.

That said I think anal is one of those things that's going to be all over the place from person to person. I know at least one girl that doesn't hate it but just doesn't find it pleasurable at all, another that despises it, and two others that are absolute fiends for taking it up the arse. I'd throw this up there with favorite fruit in terms of things that you'll find very little consistency from person to person on.

To return to my favorite quote of Mr. Stoddard's: I think a lot of people find it to be just the right mix of refreshing and defiling, not necessarily gross but "naughty" enough to be arousing all by itself thanks to that aspect.