Adult Science Jokes

Which star did??

 

Nope, None
TGIF

 

Whelp, you wanted your Adult Science Joke...voilà!

and the final question...


May you figure out your own pleasure this weekend...TGIF
Prove it to yourself...


found compliments of @cynthetiq

 

That's easy for you to say...

 

We'll whip you into shape.

 

"Adult Science Joke Placeholder"

 

Because it's the weekend and you want to know anyone you pick up has chemistry with you...

• You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
• Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
• If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute
• I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
• You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
• You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
• Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
• I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

TGIF

 

Now go out and multiply
Do some serious heat transfer.
But know your limits

TGIF

 

Thanks @cynthetiq for bringing back this thread.

 

Ya gotta know the ins & outs of science
Personally, I like lighting up a city.



Thanks @cynthetiq for bringing it back up

 

I wasn't the best student...

 

Could you generate enough juice (heh...heh...) to run Mr.Hitachi?

 

Uhh...that's a loaded question...

 

Fortunately, she could say that about him too.
Make him erupt

 

Been there, done that
Seems my whole life I've been in a constant state of flux

With only periodic scenarios of wave function collapse
Although I've been lucky enough to release quite a bit of energy from time to time...