Adult Science Jokes

Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.


Have a good charged Monday.

 

You can't stop nature...

 

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike,
threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
"Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

 

Dear NASA,

Your mom thought I was big enough.

Sincerely, Pluto

 

Kids these days...
God knows what would happen if they had access to the birds too.
Biology with no restraint

 

No shit
TGIF

 

Kinky...

 

Unfortunately, many of them claim to be "adult"...

 

Morons...

reminds me of this news release I saw a few years ago about the discovery of a new element. The heaviest, most costly, and most inert substance thus far found.

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium(Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

 

A couple of oldies in this vid...but quite a few new ones


Where's a good cymbal when you need one?
* rimshot *

 

I've used Adleiavde and Edvaielda as passwords.

 

Lagging???
Have some great R&R this holiday weekend. - TGIF
Perhaps the world will catch up with you.


Na-noo, Na-noo...they're saying that on Theta Persei

 

They left out "From downtown!"