Adult Science Jokes

This can certainly be read as referring to financial derivatives.

 

Well, that tends to happen during the holidays.
Just try to get anything done...

After you too have *disappeared*, remember to stop yourself and enjoy your friends & family.
The Earth will start again soon enough.

Happy Holidays

 

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus.
I'll even push through trigonometry.
But graphing is where I draw the line.

 

Hope you didn't supersaturate with your solution during the New Years lab...

 

Y'know...I'm still trying to figure out that very complex formula.
Been working at it for years...
Sometimes I think I've got it...then it takes a divergence.
And forget about the proof.
But I do LOVE trying to work the problem and the audience does seem to appreciate my efforts.

 

Hey, party it up.
Yeah, it's a Monday...but who gives a flying fig??
It's *that* sort of party

 

A frog went to visit a fortune teller. "What do you see in my future?" asked the frog.
"Very soon," replied the fortune teller. "you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"That's great!" said the frog, hopping up and down excitedly. "But when will I meet her?"
"Next week in science class." said the fortune teller.


Sounds like one of my dates...

 

Took me a minute to make the dissection connection.

 

Ok, I will...
Going to this weekend....dance the night away.
TGIF

BTW...this young lady went through some difficulties because of this joke. - LINK
**Personally, I think they were just annoyed that she mispelled "Uranium" (which may actually be an alternative name for black...and a cover for her joke)
Enjoy the groove in the video at the bottom...nice way to start the weekend.

 

They were going to call the band CMXCIX but Toyota had already trademarked that.

 

KCSP...


Seriously, if you're aware of how it all works...it's total rush.
Walking in a daze like you're on a good trip.
Better than LSD.
Duuuude...

 

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A πthon



** That's what she said...

 

Felt this kind of week...do things the easy way, don't over complicate it.
KISS
TGIF