Adult Science Jokes

Gotta get it down to the millimeter...
Measure up, it's a Monday.

 

Have a rockin' sexy turkey day.

 

Hey priorities...
Cover yourself this weekend.

--- Double Post Merged, Nov 28, 2016, Original Post Date: Nov 26, 2016 ---

"Someone is having a Monday..."

 

@bobby , I think I did this in my 2nd semester physics lab...got extra points on it.

 

I doubt it...because she knows exactly where she is...that is, "away from you"
TGIF
Find yourself again.

 

Shit on the world before it shits on you today.
Have a good Monday
Make your path count and hit on target.

 

YEAH, BABY!!
There's a certain rhythm you have to do to really get it going...

 

Actually, we are that bad...
Over the hump...but to brain surgery...ok, ok...whatever intelligent work you do...it ain't rocket science.
Hmm...maybe I'm distracted by the cartoon.
Uhh...I need to go do some "research" now...focus on my efforts.

 

May your throughput be excellent this weekend. (** bandwidth not a factor)
TGIF

 

Hope you're not having "a Monday"
*Those* types of people seem to provoke them...

 

And now you know...now go play, I'm watching the game.
Happy Humpday.

 

Make the best of it...have a good Monday

 

But I do like to integrate
...with or without alcohol.