Adult Science Jokes

Try not to drool too much this weekend...
But in case you do (for whatever corrupt reason), here's a bib for you.

Just don't piss on yourself.
I don't have any science Depends.

TGIF

 

That absolutely cries out to have some greasy reddish bar-b-que sauce drooled down the front.

It must be a virgin bib, bub.

 

Y'know elements...they're pure.

 

You could even say that it's two tired.

I can't miss the chance for a wordplay.

 

Is that the same as foreplay??

I just wanted to get the "adult" criteria in.

 

BAD STATISTICS


While I appreciate the method.

I don't agree with the findings...
They're forgetting those men who are not into women. (Gay, Bi or Straight)
And those who REALLY like hairy apes.

And I'd recommend you expand your criteria to include women who may like women.
You'll get a much broader spectrum.

TFIG, may you locate your own ape. (Male or Female...Gay, Bi, Straight or otherwise)

 

Don't croak on your Monday

 

I need to get my pup in here...but the waiting list is a bitch.

 

String Theory

Ohh...don't get your thoughts wound up in a knot.

 

Q: Which knight designed and built King Arthur's round table?

A: Sir Cumference

 

Have a nice weekend
Not that it matters

 

Oh. That explains a lot of things.

 

But...


May you Energy this Monday to get thru the week
Friday you Entropy

 

TGIF - Rock On this weekend

 

Sometimes you've gotta walk away...