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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Ewwww... :eek:
     
    rogue49, Mar 15, 2016
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    How do you like my new team?? ;)
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    rogue49, Mar 16, 2016
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    This is why we need the weekends...enjoy :cool:
     
    rogue49, Mar 19, 2016
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    This is how I get in trouble all the time...
    You can't handle the truth!! :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Mar 22, 2016
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  5. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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    bobby, Mar 29, 2016
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Do you know your ABC's?? ;)
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    And so much more...
     
    rogue49, Apr 3, 2016
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  7. wye

    wye Getting Tilted

    I really like the concepts and aesthetics of these alphabets (they even look like they were designed to match the TFP Green skin!), but I have to nitpick over the representation of some in the ABC of Physics, including the outmoded Bohr model of the atom, the radiological hazard symbol for fission, the depiction of a gravitational field with transverse waves rather than the relativistic manifold illustrated for spacetime, the incorrect field lines for the horseshoe magnet, the cooling tower for 'nuclear' (most modern steam turbines including those at coal plants have cooling towers), and ambiguous depictions for many of the terms such as photon and quantum, for which a Feynman diagram would have been appropriate.

    I've also noticed that this thread has shifted from science-related sex jokes to just cool stuff about science. Which is cool, but given that I'm still new to this, I can bring it back to the original intention:

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    Last edited: Apr 5, 2016
    wye, Apr 5, 2016
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Try not to need it this weekend... ;)
    TGIF
     
    rogue49, Apr 9, 2016
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Nope. None. ;)
     
    rogue49, Apr 13, 2016
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  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I want the ABCs of psychology.
     
    Japchae, Apr 14, 2016
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  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    I've always wondered about this.

    It's just science.:)

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    Lindy, Apr 18, 2016
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Damn straight ;)
    Have an unstoppable week...
     
    rogue49, Apr 25, 2016
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Someone said they wanted more "adult" science jokes, so...
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    I don't know about you...but I'm more scared of that damned smile than any reference to his dick (erect or flaccid) :eek:
    TGIF...may you not run into this guy this weekend.
     
    rogue49, Apr 29, 2016
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Scientifically categorized...
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    And very appropriate for Monday. :eek:
     
    rogue49, May 9, 2016
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Oops! :eek:
    I hate that when that happens...
     
    rogue49, May 11, 2016
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  16. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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    bobby, May 23, 2016
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Damn, no wonder I can't keep a job. :confused:
    Friggin' stickler...
     
    rogue49, May 25, 2016
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Yes, but they do exist...
    You can find evil anywhere. (I might be a megalomaniac scientist, like "The Brain"...I'm not really wicked :p )

    But do no evil this Memorial Day weekend. :cool:
    Don't be one of "those" people. ;)

    Enjoy, be safe.
     
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    rogue49, May 26, 2016
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    The "adult" part of this is when God said, "Fuck that shit...ya don't know whacha talkin' about." ;)
    I mean, he did invent the "vernacular", doncha know.

    Have a great Memorial Day. :cool:
    Go get some rays under that unstable sun...like it was made just for you.
     
    rogue49, May 28, 2016
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  20. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    ...."Looks like someone minored in theology and majored in Coors Light"

    So that's what 'let there be light' means.:rolleyes:
     
    Lindy, May 29, 2016
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