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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Euclidean Geometry is such old news.

    Now we have Pachydermal Geometry.

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    Lindy, May 26, 2015
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    In honor of my ongoing online singles scene...
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    And no, I don't use that line ever in my intro emails...but I would, if it worked. ;)
     
    rogue49, Jun 1, 2015
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]


    TGIF
    Is there love in the air...or is that my hormones??
    Either way, get out & about for the weekend. :cool:
     
    rogue49, Jun 5, 2015
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  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    A little religion to go with our science....

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    Fremen, Jun 18, 2015
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  5. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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    fjmollot, Jun 22, 2015
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
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    [​IMG]

    TGIF - Explore the possibilities...then make them real :cool:
     
    rogue49, Jun 26, 2015
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  7. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas

    Is it quantum physics that has it where if you observe something then it's changed? Wonder if it also applies to thinking about something.
     
    Fremen, Jun 27, 2015
    #1067
  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    Well, if you think about it...you may be doing either...reaffirming it...or changing it...or both. Just like with Schrodinger's Cat.
    So the answer to your question is Yes, No AND Maybe. ;)

    ----

    However, in all seriousness (ignore this in this thread) ...if you think about the idea...it's really just an extreme or scalar example of classic physics.
    The fact that you are changing something just by observing it...means that your tool (even your eye) affects it in return.
    This translates into the principle of "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction"...which is Newtonian Mechanics,#3.

    Now, you may think about this, ignore it or both.
    But reality doesn't care...nor does your brain. :p

    This wave/post has collapsed. *drops the mike*
     
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2015
    rogue49, Jun 27, 2015
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]

    It's what I keep telling my boss... ;)
    Happy after-Monday
     
    rogue49, Jul 6, 2015
    #1069
  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]

    A little post-TGIF...
    I need to figure out how to use this excuse for work
    (of course, with the Powers that be, it may be some Work over Time ;) )
     
    rogue49, Aug 1, 2015
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]

    Oh, I don't. Rock on! :cool:
     
    rogue49, Aug 16, 2015
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]

    OMG!!! :eek:
    I think I'll just stay at home this weekend and study my navel.
     
    rogue49, Sep 12, 2015
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Ooo...bad words in science, even for adults, no joke

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    How do you measure up for the weekend?? TGIF :cool:
     
    Last edited: Sep 25, 2015
    rogue49, Sep 25, 2015
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  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Give him 25.4 millimeters and he'll take 1609 and a third meters just doesn't have a very elegant ring to it.:rolleyes:
     
    Lindy, Sep 25, 2015
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  15. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    Location:
    An Island off the coast of Seattle
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    bobby, Sep 29, 2015
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    She appears to sport quite a parabolic pair.
     
    Lindy, Sep 29, 2015
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  17. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    Location:
    An Island off the coast of Seattle
    [​IMG]
     
    bobby, Oct 7, 2015
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]

    TGIF, go form a bond this weekend ;)
     
    rogue49, Oct 16, 2015
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  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    [​IMG]
     
    Fremen, Oct 26, 2015
    #1079
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  20. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    Location:
    An Island off the coast of Seattle
    [​IMG]
     
    bobby, Nov 10, 2015
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