Adult Science Jokes

In honor of Weird Al's new album...here's a classic.
And perfect for Adult Science Jokes
White & Nerdy


Geez, I've got to have done at least 90% of what's sang in there.
Ok, to be honest, 32 of 47, so 68.1% (find a vid with the lyrics, count them off...)
No use being a Geek, unless you can prove it.

BTW...he's revealing all 8 of his new vids on Nerdist.com starting with "Tacky" everyday throughout the week.

 

Problem is...you won't know which one you're in until you're in the middle of it
and ironically, then it's "too late".

Me? I'd either go back and bitch-slap myself,
Or I'd go back and see Jesus, what happened and really piss some people off,

...OR I'd create clones of the Founding Fathers go back, steal them from their deathbed, replace them with aged clones,
come back, transplant their brains into young clones (mid-20s) and release them to the world...and ask them what they think of now.
But you know...an opposition group would probably try to screw us up with an Aaron Burr and Benedict Arnold clones. Those unoriginal assholes.
It's always something...

 

Anticipation...AN-tis-A-pa-a-tion...is making me wait.
Jamming.
Yes, the perfect jam is waiting for me to find it...but there are not TOO many jams either.

 

I like that idea.

 

A little anatomy lesson for the weekend.

 

How appropriate for a Monday...

 

No use being a geek unless you can prove it...

 

TGIF - Chill and do some new software installing this weekend

 

Good motto for the meetup.
Seriously...this is a great weekend for science...no joke.
And TGIF...because you've got a show up in the sky...Perseid meteor shower
And out doing even that...the Supermoon - Link
Look up...and see naked nature shine.

 

Have a delicious weekend. - TGIF

 

Payday folks.
TGIF...go out and enjoy spending your well earned money...meanwhile they're updating a pay science episode for the new Cosmos,
because there's got to be a scientific connection between money in your account...and balance in the Universe.

 

Friday bonus.


End of week, I'm a strung out zombie who's hungry.
Gotta luv Feynman.

 

There was a farmer that was having trouble with a cow that didn't produce good milk. The farmer decided that he'd hire three experts to figure out what was wrong with the cow. He hired and psychiatrist, engineer and a physicist, and gives them each a day with the cow.

After the first day, the psychiatrist comes to the farmer and explains that the cow is not happy inside the barn, and that the inside of the barn should be painted green, so that the cow will feel more at home.

The farmer isn't sure so he asks the engineer to give it a try.
After the second day the engineer comes to the farmer and tells him that the cow isn't being milked efficently, and gives him draftings of a very efficent milking machine.

Still not convinced, the farmer asks the physicist.
After a day of study the physicist goes to see the farmer. The physicist walks to a chalkboard and draws a big circle and says "Imagine the cow is a sphere..."


Moo...Monday. Imagine it a sphere...

 

No Science...but Sciency...definitely funny...and they are much more adult now.
TGIF - May the Force be with you.
Where's Waldo?

 

May you have less disorder tonight by introducing energy into it...Party!! - TGIF

 

Y'know they rule your life.

 

My type of woman...TGIF